'Should auld acquaintance be forgot?'
By this time Stephen Smith had stepped out upon the quay at Castle Boterel,
and breathed his native air.
A darker skin, a more pronounced moustache, and an incipient beard, were the
chief additions and changes noticeable in his appearance.
In spite of the falling rain, which had somewhat lessened, he took a small
valise in his hand, and, leaving the remainder of his luggage at the inn,
ascended the hills towards East Endelstow. This place lay in a vale of its own,
further inland than the west village, and though so near it, had little of
physical feature in common with the latter. East Endelstow was more wooded and
fertile: it boasted of Lord Luxellian's mansion and park, and was free from
those bleak open uplands which lent such an air of desolation to the vicinage of
the coast--always excepting the small valley in which stood the vicarage and
Mrs. Swancourt's old house, The Crags.
Stephen had arrived nearly at the summit of the ridge when the rain again
increased its volume, and, looking about for temporary shelter, he ascended a
steep path which penetrated dense hazel bushes in the lower part of its course.
Further up it emerged upon a ledge immediately over the turnpike-road, and
sheltered by an overhanging face of rubble rock, with bushes above. For a reason
of his own he made this spot his refuge from the storm, and turning his face to
the left, conned the landscape as a book.
He was overlooking the valley containing Elfride's residence.
From this point of observation the prospect exhibited the peculiarity of
being either brilliant foreground or the subdued tone of distance, a sudden dip
in the surface of the country lowering out of sight all the intermediate
prospect. In apparent contact with the trees and bushes growing close beside him
appeared the distant tract, terminated suddenly by the brink of the series of
cliffs which culminated in the tall giant without a name--small and unimportant
as here beheld. A leaf on a bough at Stephen's elbow blotted out a whole hill in
the contrasting district far away; a green bunch of nuts covered a complete
upland there, and the great cliff itself was outvied by a pigmy crag in the bank
hard by him. Stephen had looked upon these things hundreds of times before
to-day, but he had never viewed them with such tenderness as now.
Stepping forward in this direction yet a little further, he could see the
tower of West Endelstow Church, beneath which he was to meet his Elfride that
night. And at the same time he noticed, coming over the hill from the cliffs, a
white speck in motion. It seemed first to be a sea-gull flying low, but
ultimately proved to be a human figure, running with great rapidity. The form
flitted on, heedless of the rain which had caused Stephen's halt in this place,
dropped down the heathery hill, entered the vale, and was out of sight.
Whilst he meditated upon the meaning of this phenomenon, he was surprised to
see swim into his ken from the same point of departure another moving speck, as
different from the first as well could be, insomuch that it was perceptible only
by its blackness. Slowly and regularly it took the same course, and there was
not much doubt that this was the form of a man. He, too, gradually descended
from the upper levels, and was lost in the valley below.
The rain had by this time again abated, and Stephen returned to the road.
Looking ahead, he saw two men and a cart. They were soon obscured by the
intervention of a high hedge. Just before they emerged again he heard voices in
conversation.
''A must soon be in the naibourhood, too, if so be he's a-coming,' said a
tenor tongue, which Stephen instantly recognized as Martin Cannister's.
''A must 'a b'lieve,' said another voice--that of Stephen's father.
Stephen stepped forward, and came before them face to face. His father and
Martin were walking, dressed in their second best suits, and beside them rambled
along a grizzel horse and brightly painted spring-cart.
'All right, Mr. Cannister; here's the lost man!' exclaimed young Smith,
entering at once upon the old style of greeting. 'Father, here I am.'
'All right, my sonny; and glad I be for't!' returned John Smith, overjoyed to
see the young man. 'How be ye? Well, come along home, and don't let's bide out
here in the damp. Such weather must be terrible bad for a young chap just come
from a fiery nation like Indy; hey, naibour Cannister?'
'Trew, trew. And about getting home his traps? Boxes, monstrous bales, and
noble packages of foreign description, I make no doubt?'
'Hardly all that,' said Stephen laughing.
'We brought the cart, maning to go right on to Castle Boterel afore ye
landed,' said his father. '"Put in the horse," says Martin. "Ay," says I, "so we
will;" and did it straightway. Now, maybe, Martin had better go on wi' the cart
for the things, and you and I walk home-along.'
'And I shall be back a'most as soon as you. Peggy is a pretty step still,
though time d' begin to tell upon her as upon the rest o' us.'
Stephen told Martin where to find his baggage, and then continued his journey
homeward in the company of his father.
'Owing to your coming a day sooner than we first expected,' said John,
'you'll find us in a turk of a mess, sir--"sir," says I to my own son! but ye've
gone up so, Stephen. We've killed the pig this morning for ye, thinking ye'd be
hungry, and glad of a morsel of fresh mate. And 'a won't be cut up till
to-night. However, we can make ye a good supper of fry, which will chaw up well
wi' a dab o' mustard and a few nice new taters, and a drop of shilling ale to
wash it down. Your mother have scrubbed the house through because ye were
coming, and dusted all the chimmer furniture, and bought a new basin and jug of
a travelling crockery-woman that came to our door, and scoured the
cannel-sticks, and claned the winders! Ay, I don't know what 'a ha'n't a done.
Never were such a steer, 'a b'lieve.'
Conversation of this kind and inquiries of Stephen for his mother's wellbeing
occupied them for the remainder of the journey. When they drew near the river,
and the cottage behind it, they could hear the master-mason's clock striking off
the bygone hours of the day at intervals of a quarter of a minute, during which
intervals Stephen's imagination readily pictured his mother's forefinger
wandering round the dial in company with the minute- hand.
'The clock stopped this morning, and your mother in putting en right
seemingly,' said his father in an explanatory tone; and they went up the garden
to the door.
When they had entered, and Stephen had dutifully and warmly greeted his
mother--who appeared in a cotton dress of a dark-blue ground, covered broadcast
with a multitude of new and full moons, stars, and planets, with an occasional
dash of a comet-like aspect to diversify the scene--the crackle of cart-wheels
was heard outside, and Martin Cannister stamped in at the doorway, in the form
of a pair of legs beneath a great box, his body being nowhere visible. When the
luggage had been all taken down, and Stephen had gone upstairs to change his
clothes, Mrs. Smith's mind seemed to recover a lost thread.
'Really our clock is not worth a penny,' she said, turning to it and
attempting to start the pendulum.
'Stopped again?' inquired Martin with commiseration.
'Yes, sure,' replied Mrs. Smith; and continued after the manner of certain
matrons, to whose tongues the harmony of a subject with a casual mood is a
greater recommendation than its pertinence to the occasion, 'John would spend
pounds a year upon the jimcrack old thing, if he might, in having it claned,
when at the same time you may doctor it yourself as well. "The clock's stopped
again, John," I say to him. "Better have en claned," says he. There's five
shillings. "That clock grinds again," I say to en. "Better have en claned," 'a
says again. "That clock strikes wrong, John," says I. "Better have en claned,"
he goes on. The wheels would have been polished to skeletons by this time if I
had listened to en, and I assure you we could have bought a chainey-faced beauty
wi' the good money we've flung away these last ten years upon this old
green-faced mortal. And, Martin, you must be wet. My son is gone up to change.
John is damper than I should like to be, but 'a calls it nothing. Some of Mrs.
Swancourt's servants have been here--they ran in out of the rain when going for
a walk--and I assure you the state of their bonnets was frightful.'
'How's the folks? We've been over to Castle Boterel, and what wi' running and
stopping out of the storms, my poor head is beyond everything! fizz, fizz fizz;
'tis frying o' fish from morning to night,' said a cracked voice in the doorway
at this instant.
'Lord so's, who's that?' said Mrs. Smith, in a private exclamation, and
turning round saw William Worm, endeavouring to make himself look passing civil
and friendly by overspreading his face with a large smile that seemed to have no
connection with the humour he was in. Behind him stood a woman about twice his
size, with a large umbrella over her head. This was Mrs. Worm, William's wife.
'Come in, William,' said John Smith. 'We don't kill a pig every day. And you,
likewise, Mrs. Worm. I make ye welcome. Since ye left Parson Swancourt, William,
I don't see much of 'ee.'
'No, for to tell the truth, since I took to the turn-pike-gate line, I've
been out but little, coming to church o' Sundays not being my duty now, as 'twas
in a parson's family, you see. However, our boy is able to mind the gate now,
and I said, says I, "Barbara, let's call and see John Smith."'
'I am sorry to hear yer pore head is so bad still.'
'Ay, I assure you that frying o' fish is going on for nights and days. And,
you know, sometimes 'tisn't only fish, but rashers o' bacon and inions. Ay, I
can hear the fat pop and fizz as nateral as life; can't I, Barbara?'
Mrs. Worm, who had been all this time engaged in closing her umbrella,
corroborated this statement, and now, coming indoors, showed herself to be a
wide-faced, comfortable-looking woman, with a wart upon her cheek, bearing a
small tuft of hair in its centre.
'Have ye ever tried anything to cure yer noise, Maister Worm?' inquired
Martin Cannister.
'Oh ay; bless ye, I've tried everything. Ay, Providence is a merciful man,
and I have hoped He'd have found it out by this time, living so many years in a
parson's family, too, as I have, but 'a don't seem to relieve me. Ay, I be a
poor wambling man, and life's a mint o' trouble!'
'True, mournful true, William Worm. 'Tis so. The world wants looking to, or
'tis all sixes and sevens wi' us.'
'Take your things off, Mrs. Worm,' said Mrs. Smith. 'We be rather in a
muddle, to tell the truth, for my son is just dropped in from Indy a day sooner
than we expected, and the pig-killer is coming presently to cut up.'
Mrs. Barbara Worm, not wishing to take any mean advantage of persons in a
muddle by observing them, removed her bonnet and mantle with eyes fixed upon the
flowers in the plot outside the door.
'What beautiful tiger-lilies!' said Mrs. Worm.
'Yes, they be very well, but such a trouble to me on account of the children
that come here. They will go eating the berries on the stem, and call 'em
currants. Taste wi' junivals is quite fancy, really.'
'And your snapdragons look as fierce as ever.'
'Well, really,' answered Mrs. Smith, entering didactically into the subject,
'they are more like Christians than flowers. But they make up well enough wi'
the rest, and don't require much tending. And the same can be said o' these
miller's wheels. 'Tis a flower I like very much, though so simple. John says he
never cares about the flowers o' 'em, but men have no eye for anything neat. He
says his favourite flower is a cauliflower. And I assure you I tremble in the
springtime, for 'tis perfect murder.'
'You don't say so, Mrs. Smith!'
'John digs round the roots, you know. In goes his blundering spade, through
roots, bulbs, everything that hasn't got a good show above ground, turning 'em
up cut all to slices. Only the very last fall I went to move some tulips, when I
found every bulb upside down, and the stems crooked round. He had turned 'em
over in the spring, and the cunning creatures had soon found that heaven was not
where it used to be.'
'What's that long-favoured flower under the hedge?'
'They? O Lord, they are the horrid Jacob's ladders! Instead of praising 'em,
I be mad wi' 'em for being so ready to bide where they are not wanted. They be
very well in their way, but I do not care for things that neglect won't kill. Do
what I will, dig, drag, scrap, pull, I get too many of 'em. I chop the roots: up
they'll come, treble strong. Throw 'em over hedge; there they'll grow, staring
me in the face like a hungry dog driven away, and creep back again in a week or
two the same as before. 'Tis Jacob's ladder here, Jacob's ladder there, and
plant 'em where nothing in the world will grow, you get crowds of 'em in a month
or two. John made a new manure mixen last summer, and he said, "Maria, now if
you've got any flowers or such like, that you don't want, you may plant 'em
round my mixen so as to hide it a bit, though 'tis not likely anything of much
value will grow there." I thought, "There's them Jacob's ladders; I'll put them
there, since they can't do harm in such a place; "and I planted the Jacob's
ladders sure enough. They growed, and they growed, in the mixen and out of the
mixen, all over the litter, covering it quite up. When John wanted to use it
about the garden, 'a said, "Nation seize them Jacob's ladders of yours, Maria!
They've eat the goodness out of every morsel of my manure, so that 'tis no
better than sand itself!" Sure enough the hungry mortals had. 'Tis my belief
that in the secret souls o' 'em, Jacob's ladders be weeds, and not flowers at
all, if the truth was known.'
Robert Lickpan, pig-killer and carrier, arrived at this moment. The fatted
animal hanging in the back kitchen was cleft down the middle of its backbone,
Mrs. Smith being meanwhile engaged in cooking supper.
Between the cutting and chopping, ale was handed round, and Worm and the
pig-killer listened to John Smith's description of the meeting with Stephen,
with eyes blankly fixed upon the table- cloth, in order that nothing in the
external world should interrupt their efforts to conjure up the scene correctly.
Stephen came downstairs in the middle of the story, and after the little
interruption occasioned by his entrance and welcome, the narrative was again
continued, precisely as if he had not been there at all, and was told
inclusively to him, as to somebody who knew nothing about the matter.
'"Ay," I said, as I catched sight o' en through the brimbles, "that's the
lad, for I d' know en by his grand-father's walk; "for 'a stapped out like poor
father for all the world. Still there was a touch o' the frisky that set me
wondering. 'A got closer, and I said, "That's the lad, for I d' know en by his
carrying a black case like a travelling man." Still, a road is common to all the
world, and there be more travelling men than one. But I kept my eye cocked, and
I said to Martin, "'Tis the boy, now, for I d' know en by the wold twirl o' the
stick and the family step." Then 'a come closer, and a' said, "All right." I
could swear to en then.'
Stephen's personal appearance was next criticised.
'He d' look a deal thinner in face, surely, than when I seed en at the
parson's, and never knowed en, if ye'll believe me,' said Martin.
'Ay, there,' said another, without removing his eyes from Stephen's face, 'I
should ha' knowed en anywhere. 'Tis his father's nose to a T.'
'It has been often remarked,' said Stephen modestly.
'And he's certainly taller,' said Martin, letting his glance run over
Stephen's form from bottom to top.
'I was thinking 'a was exactly the same height,' Worm replied.
'Bless thy soul, that's because he's bigger round likewise.' And the united
eyes all moved to Stephen's waist.
'I be a poor wambling man, but I can make allowances,' said William Worm.
'Ah, sure, and how he came as a stranger and pilgrim to Parson Swancourt's that
time, not a soul knowing en after so many years! Ay, life's a strange picter,
Stephen: but I suppose I must say Sir to ye?'
'Oh, it is not necessary at present,' Stephen replied, though mentally
resolving to avoid the vicinity of that familiar friend as soon as he had made
pretensions to the hand of Elfride.
'Ah, well,' said Worm musingly, 'some would have looked for no less than a
Sir. There's a sight of difference in people.'
'And in pigs likewise,' observed John Smith, looking at the halved carcass of
his own.
Robert Lickpan, the pig-killer, here seemed called upon to enter the lists of
conversation.
'Yes, they've got their particular naters good-now,' he remarked initially.
'Many's the rum-tempered pig I've knowed.'
'I don't doubt it, Master Lickpan,' answered Martin, in a tone expressing
that his convictions, no less than good manners, demanded the reply.
'Yes,' continued the pig-killer, as one accustomed to be heard. 'One that I
knowed was deaf and dumb, and we couldn't make out what was the matter wi' the
pig. 'A would eat well enough when 'a seed the trough, but when his back was
turned, you might a-rattled the bucket all day, the poor soul never heard ye. Ye
could play tricks upon en behind his back, and a' wouldn't find it out no
quicker than poor deaf Grammer Cates. But a' fatted well, and I never seed a pig
open better when a' was killed, and 'a was very tender eating, very; as pretty a
bit of mate as ever you see; you could suck that mate through a quill.
'And another I knowed,' resumed the killer, after quietly letting a pint of
ale run down his throat of its own accord, and setting down the cup with
mathematical exactness upon the spot from which he had raised it--'another went
out of his mind.'
'How very mournful!' murmured Mrs. Worm.
'Ay, poor thing, 'a did! As clean out of his mind as the cleverest Christian
could go. In early life 'a was very melancholy, and never seemed a hopeful pig
by no means. 'Twas Andrew Stainer's pig--that's whose pig 'twas.'
'I can mind the pig well enough,' attested John Smith.
'And a pretty little porker 'a was. And you all know Farmer Buckle's sort?
Every jack o' em suffer from the rheumatism to this day, owing to a damp sty
they lived in when they were striplings, as 'twere.'
'Well, now we'll weigh,' said John.
'If so be he were not so fine, we'd weigh en whole: but as he is, we'll take
a side at a time. John, you can mind my old joke, ey?'
'I do so; though 'twas a good few years ago I first heard en.'
'Yes,' said Lickpan, 'that there old familiar joke have been in our family
for generations, I may say. My father used that joke regular at pig-killings for
more than five and forty years--the time he followed the calling. And 'a told me
that 'a had it from his father when he was quite a chiel, who made use o' en
just the same at every killing more or less; and pig-killings were pig- killings
in those days.'
'Trewly they were.'
'I've never heard the joke,' said Mrs. Smith tentatively.
'Nor I,' chimed in Mrs. Worm, who, being the only other lady in the room,
felt bound by the laws of courtesy to feel like Mrs. Smith in everything.
'Surely, surely you have,' said the killer, looking sceptically at the
benighted females. 'However, 'tisn't much--I don't wish to say it is. It
commences like this: "Bob will tell the weight of
your pig, 'a b'lieve," says I. The congregation of neighbours think I mane my
son Bob, naturally; but the secret is that I mane the bob o' the steelyard. Ha,
ha, ha!'
'Haw, haw, haw!' laughed Martin Cannister, who had heard the explanation of
this striking story for the hundredth time.
'Huh, huh, huh!' laughed John Smith, who had heard it for the thousandth.
'Hee, hee, hee!' laughed William Worm, who had never heard it at all, but was
afraid to say so.
'Thy grandfather, Robert, must have been a wide-awake chap to make that
story,' said Martin Cannister, subsiding to a placid aspect of delighted
criticism.
'He had a head, by all account. And, you see, as the first-born of the
Lickpans have all been Roberts, they've all been Bobs, so the story was handed
down to the present day.'
'Poor Joseph, your second boy, will never be able to bring it out in company,
which is rather unfortunate,' said Mrs. Worm thoughtfully.
''A won't. Yes, grandfer was a clever chap, as ye say; but I knowed a
cleverer. 'Twas my uncle Levi. Uncle Levi made a snuff- box that should be a
puzzle to his friends to open. He used to hand en round at wedding parties,
christenings, funerals, and in other jolly company, and let 'em try their skill.
This extraordinary snuff-box had a spring behind that would push in and out--a
hinge where seemed to be the cover; a slide at the end, a screw in front, and
knobs and queer notches everywhere. One man would try the spring, another would
try the screw, another would try the slide; but try as they would, the box
wouldn't open. And they couldn't open en, and they didn't open en. Now what
might you think was the secret of that box?'
All put on an expression that their united thoughts were inadequate to the
occasion.
'Why the box wouldn't open at all. 'A were made not to open, and ye might
have tried till the end of Revelations, 'twould have been as naught, for the box
were glued all round.'
'A very deep man to have made such a box.'
'Yes. 'Twas like uncle Levi all over.'
''Twas. I can mind the man very well. Tallest man ever I seed.'
''A was so. He never slept upon a bedstead after he growed up a hard
boy-chap--never could get one long enough. When 'a lived in that little small
house by the pond, he used to have to leave open his chamber door every night at
going to his bed, and let his feet poke out upon the landing.'
'He's dead and gone now, nevertheless, poor man, as we all shall,' observed
Worm, to fill the pause which followed the conclusion of Robert Lickpan's
speech.
The weighing and cutting up was pursued amid an animated discourse on
Stephen's travels; and at the finish, the first-fruits of the day's slaughter,
fried in onions, were then turned from the pan into a dish on the table, each
piece steaming and hissing till it reached their very mouths.
It must be owned that the gentlemanly son of the house looked rather out of
place in the course of this operation. Nor was his mind quite philosophic enough
to allow him to be comfortable with these old-established persons, his father's
friends. He had never lived long at home--scarcely at all since his childhood.
The presence of William Worm was the most awkward feature of the case, for,
though Worm had left the house of Mr. Swancourt, the being hand-in-glove with a
ci-devant servitor reminded Stephen too forcibly of the vicar's classification
of himself before he went from England. Mrs. Smith was conscious of the defect
in her arrangements which had brought about the undesired conjunction. She spoke
to Stephen privately.
'I am above having such people here, Stephen; but what could I do? And your
father is so rough in his nature that he's more mixed up with them than need
be.'
'Never mind, mother,' said Stephen; 'I'll put up with it now.'
'When we leave my lord's service, and get further up the country-- as I hope
we shall soon--it will be different. We shall be among fresh people, and in a
larger house, and shall keep ourselves up a bit, I hope.'
'Is Miss Swancourt at home, do you know?' Stephen inquired
'Yes, your father saw her this morning.'
'Do you often see her?'
'Scarcely ever. Mr. Glim, the curate, calls occasionally, but the Swancourts
don't come into the village now any more than to drive through it. They dine at
my lord's oftener than they used. Ah, here's a note was brought this morning for
you by a boy.'
Stephen eagerly took the note and opened it, his mother watching him. He read
what Elfride had written and sent before she started for the cliff that
afternoon:
'Yes; I will meet you in the church at nine to-night.--E. S.'
'I don't know, Stephen,' his mother said meaningly, 'whe'r you still think
about Miss Elfride, but if I were you I wouldn't concern about her. They say
that none of old Mrs. Swancourt's
money will come to her step-daughter.'
'I see the evening has turned out fine; I am going out for a little while to
look round the place,' he said, evading the direct query. 'Probably by the time
I return our visitors will be gone, and we'll have a more confidential talk.'
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