FROM THE MEMOIRS OF THE CHEVALIER DE BURKE.
. . . I left Ruthven (it's hardly necessary to remark) with much greater
satisfaction than I had come to it; but whether I missed my way in the deserts,
or whether my companions failed me, I soon found myself alone. This was a
predicament very disagreeable; for I never understood this horrid country or
savage people, and the last stroke of the Prince's withdrawal had made us of the
Irish more unpopular than ever. I was reflecting on my poor chances, when I saw
another horseman on the hill, whom I supposed at first to have been a phantom,
the news of his death in the very front at Culloden being current in the army
generally. This was the Master of Ballantrae, my Lord Durrisdeer's son, a young
nobleman of the rarest gallantry and parts, and equally designed by nature to
adorn a Court and to reap laurels in the field. Our meeting was the more welcome
to both, as he was one of the few Scots who had used the Irish with
consideration, and as he might now be of very high utility in aiding my escape.
Yet what founded our particular friendship was a circumstance, by itself as
romantic as any fable of King Arthur.
This was on the second day of our flight, after we had slept one night in the
rain upon the inclination of a mountain. There was an Appin man, Alan Black
Stewart (or some such name, (2) but I have seen him since in France) who chanced
to be passing the same way, and had a jealousy of my companion. Very uncivil
expressions were exchanged; and Stewart calls upon the Master to alight and have
it out.
"Why, Mr. Stewart," says the Master, "I think at the present time I would
prefer to run a race with you." And with the word claps spurs to his horse.
Stewart ran after us, a childish thing to do, for more than a mile; and I
could not help laughing, as I looked back at last and saw him on a hill, holding
his hand to his side, and nearly burst with running.
"But, all the same," I could not help saying to my companion, "I would let no
man run after me for any such proper purpose, and not give him his desire. It
was a good jest, but it smells a trifle cowardly."
He bent his brows at me. "I do pretty well," says he, "when I saddle myself
with the most unpopular man in Scotland, and let that suffice for courage."
"O, bedad," says I, "I could show you a more unpopular with the naked eye.
And if you like not my company, you can 'saddle' yourself on some one else."
"Colonel Burke," says he, "do not let us quarrel; and, to that effect, let me
assure you I am the least patient man in the world."
"I am as little patient as yourself," said I. "I care not who knows that."
"At this rate," says he, reining in, "we shall not go very far. And I propose
we do one of two things upon the instant: either quarrel and be done; or make a
sure bargain to bear everything at each other's hands."
"Like a pair of brothers?" said I.
"I said no such foolishness," he replied. "I have a brother of my own, and I
think no more of him than of a colewort. But if we are to have our noses rubbed
together in this course of flight, let us each dare to be ourselves like
savages, and each swear that he will neither resent nor deprecate the other. I
am a pretty bad fellow at bottom, and I find the pretence of virtues very
irksome."
"O, I am as bad as yourself," said I. "There is no skim milk in Francis
Burke. But which is it to be? Fight or make friends?"
"Why," says be, "I think it will be the best manner to spin a coin for it."
This proposition was too highly chivalrous not to take my fancy; and, strange
as it may seem of two well-born gentlemen of to-day, we span a half-crown (like
a pair of ancient paladins) whether we were to cut each other's throats or be
sworn friends. A more romantic circumstance can rarely have occurred; and it is
one of those points in my memoirs, by which we may see the old tales of Homer
and the poets are equally true to-day - at least, of the noble and genteel. The
coin fell for peace, and we shook hands upon our bargain. And then it was that
my companion explained to me his thought in running away from Mr. Stewart, which
was certainly worthy of his political intellect. The report of his death, he
said, was a great guard to him; Mr. Stewart having recognised him, had become a
danger; and he had taken the briefest road to that gentleman's silence. "For,"
says he, "Alan Black is too vain a man to narrate any such story of himself."
Towards afternoon we came down to the shores of that loch for which we were
heading; and there was the ship, but newly come to anchor. She was the
SAINTE-MARIE-DES-ANGES, out of the port of Havre-de- Grace. The Master, after we
had signalled for a boat, asked me if I knew the captain. I told him he was a
countryman of mine, of the most unblemished integrity, but, I was afraid, a
rather timorous man.
"No matter," says he. "For all that, he should certainly hear the truth."
I asked him if he meant about the battle? for if the captain once knew the
standard was down, he would certainly put to sea again at once.
"And even then!" said he; "the arms are now of no sort of utility."
"My dear man," said I, "who thinks of the arms? But, to be sure, we must
remember our friends. They will be close upon our heels, perhaps the Prince
himself, and if the ship be gone, a great number of valuable lives may be
imperilled."
"The captain and the crew have lives also, if you come to that," says
Ballantrae.
This I declared was but a quibble, and that I would not hear of the captain
being told; and then it was that Ballantrae made me a witty answer, for the sake
of which (and also because I have been blamed myself in this business of the
SAINTE-MARIE-DES-ANGES) I have related the whole conversation as it passed.
"Frank," says he, "remember our bargain. I must not object to your holding
your tongue, which I hereby even encourage you to do; but, by the same terms,
you are not to resent my telling."
I could not help laughing at this; though I still forewarned him what would
come of it.
"The devil may come of it for what I care," says the reckless fellow. "I have
always done exactly as I felt inclined."
As is well known, my prediction came true. The captain had no sooner heard
the news than he cut his cable and to sea again; and before morning broke, we
were in the Great Minch.
The ship was very old; and the skipper, although the most honest of men (and
Irish too), was one of the least capable. The wind blew very boisterous, and the
sea raged extremely. All that day we had little heart whether to eat or drink;
went early to rest in some concern of mind; and (as if to give us a lesson) in
the night the wind chopped suddenly into the north-east, and blew a hurricane.
We were awaked by the dreadful thunder of the tempest and the stamping of the
mariners on deck; so that I supposed our last hour was certainly come; and the
terror of my mind was increased out of all measure by Ballantrae, who mocked at
my devotions. It is in hours like these that a man of any piety appears in his
true light, and we find (what we are taught as babes) the small trust that can
be set in worldly friends. I would be unworthy of my religion if I let this pass
without particular remark. For three days we lay in the dark in the cabin, and
had but a biscuit to nibble. On the fourth the wind fell, leaving the ship
dismasted and heaving on vast billows. The captain had not a guess of whither we
were blown; he was stark ignorant of his trade, and could do naught but bless
the Holy Virgin; a very good thing, too, but scarce the whole of seamanship. It
seemed, our one hope was to be picked up by another vessel; and if that should
prove to be an English ship, it might be no great blessing to the Master and
myself.
The fifth and sixth days we tossed there helpless. The seventh some sail was
got on her, but she was an unwieldy vessel at the best, and we made little but
leeway. All the time, indeed, we had been drifting to the south and west, and
during the tempest must have driven in that direction with unheard-of violence.
The ninth dawn was cold and black, with a great sea running, and every mark of
foul weather. In this situation we were overjoyed to sight a small ship on the
horizon, and to perceive her go about and head for the SAINTE-MARIE. But our
gratification did not very long endure; for when she had laid to and lowered a
boat, it was immediately filled with disorderly fellows, who sang and shouted as
they pulled across to us, and swarmed in on our deck with bare cutlasses,
cursing loudly. Their leader was a horrible villain, with his face blacked and
his whiskers curled in ringlets; Teach, his name; a most notorious pirate. He
stamped about the deck, raving and crying out that his name was Satan, and his
ship was called Hell. There was something about him like a wicked child or a
half-witted person, that daunted me beyond expression. I whispered in the ear of
Ballantrae that I would not be the last to volunteer, and only prayed God they
might be short of hands; he approved my purpose with a nod.
"Bedad," said I to Master Teach, "if you are Satan, here is a devil for ye."
The word pleased him; and (not to dwell upon these shocking incidents)
Ballantrae and I and two others were taken for recruits, while the skipper and
all the rest were cast into the sea by the method of walking the plank. It was
the first time I had seen this done; my heart died within me at the spectacle;
and Master Teach or one of his acolytes (for my head was too much lost to be
precise) remarked upon my pale face in a very alarming manner. I had the
strength to cut a step or two of a jig, and cry out some ribaldry, which saved
me for that time; but my legs were like water when I must get down into the
skiff among these miscreants; and what with my horror of my company and fear of
the monstrous billows, it was all I could do to keep an Irish tongue and break a
jest or two as we were pulled aboard. By the blessing of God, there was a fiddle
in the pirate ship, which I had no sooner seen than I fell upon; and in my
quality of crowder I had the heavenly good luck to get favour in their eyes.
CROWDING PAT was the name they dubbed me with; and it was little I cared for a
name so long as my skin was whole.
What kind of a pandemonium that vessel was, I cannot describe, but she was
commanded by a lunatic, and might be called a floating Bedlam. Drinking,
roaring, singing, quarrelling, dancing, they were never all sober at one time;
and there were days together when, if a squall had supervened, it must have sent
us to the bottom; or if a king's ship had come along, it would have found us
quite helpless for defence. Once or twice we sighted a sail, and, if we were
sober enough, overhauled it, God forgive us! and if we were all too drunk, she
got away, and I would bless the saints under my breath. Teach ruled, if you can
call that rule which brought no order, by the terror he created; and I observed
the man was very vain of his position. I have known marshals of France - ay, and
even Highland chieftains - that were less openly puffed up; which throws a
singular light on the pursuit of honour and glory. Indeed, the longer we live,
the more we perceive the sagacity of Aristotle and the other old philosophers;
and though I have all my life been eager for legitimate distinctions, I can lay
my hand upon my heart, at the end of my career, and declare there is not one -
no, nor yet life itself - which is worth acquiring or preserving at the
slightest cost of dignity.
It was long before I got private speech of Ballantrae; but at length one
night we crept out upon the boltsprit, when the rest were better employed, and
commiserated our position.
"None can deliver us but the saints," said I.
"My mind is very different," said Ballantrae; "for I am going to deliver
myself. This Teach is the poorest creature possible; we make no profit of him,
and lie continually open to capture; and," says he, "I am not going to be a
tarry pirate for nothing, nor yet to hang in chains if I can help it." And he
told me what was in his mind to better the state of the ship in the way of
discipline, which would give us safety for the present, and a sooner hope of
deliverance when they should have gained enough and should break up their
company.
I confessed to him ingenuously that my nerve was quite shook amid these
horrible surroundings, and I durst scarce tell him to count upon me.
"I am not very easy frightened," said he, "nor very easy beat."
A few days after, there befell an accident which had nearly hanged us all;
and offers the most extraordinary picture of the folly that ruled in our
concerns. We were all pretty drunk: and some bedlamite spying a sail, Teach put
the ship about in chase without a glance, and we began to bustle up the arms and
boast of the horrors that should follow. I observed Ballantrae stood quiet in
the bows, looking under the shade of his hand; but for my part, true to my
policy among these savages, I was at work with the busiest and passing Irish
jests for their diversion.
"Run up the colours," cries Teach. "Show the -s the Jolly Roger!"
It was the merest drunken braggadocio at such a stage, and might have lost us
a valuable prize; but I thought it no part of mine to reason, and I ran up the
black flag with my own hand.
Ballantrae steps presently aft with a smile upon his face.
"You may perhaps like to know, you drunken dog," says he, "that you are
chasing a king's ship."
Teach roared him the lie; but he ran at the same time to the bulwarks, and so
did they all. I have never seen so many drunken men struck suddenly sober. The
cruiser had gone about, upon our impudent display of colours; she was just then
filling on the new tack; her ensign blew out quite plain to see; and even as we
stared, there came a puff of smoke, and then a report, and a shot plunged in the
waves a good way short of us. Some ran to the ropes, and got the SARAH round
with an incredible swiftness. One fellow fell on the rum barrel, which stood
broached upon the deck, and rolled it promptly overboard. On my part, I made for
the Jolly Roger, struck it, tossed it in the sea; and could have flung myself
after, so vexed was I with our mismanagement. As for Teach, he grew as pale as
death, and incontinently went down to his cabin. Only twice he came on deck that
afternoon; went to the taffrail; took a long look at the king's ship, which was
still on the horizon heading after us; and then, without speech, back to his
cabin. You may say he deserted us; and if it had not been for one very capable
sailor we had on board, and for the lightness of the airs that blew all day, we
must certainly have gone to the yard-arm.
It is to be supposed Teach was humiliated, and perhaps alarmed for his
position with the crew; and the way in which he set about regaining what he had
lost, was highly characteristic of the man. Early next day we smelled him
burning sulphur in his cabin and crying out of "Hell, hell!" which was well
understood among the crew, and filled their minds with apprehension. Presently
he comes on deck, a perfect figure of fun, his face blacked, his hair and
whiskers curled, his belt stuck full of pistols; chewing bits of glass so that
the blood ran down his chin, and brandishing a dirk. I do not know if he had
taken these manners from the Indians of America, where he was a native; but such
was his way, and he would always thus announce that he was wound up to horrid
deeds. The first that came near him was the fellow who had sent the rum
overboard the day before; him he stabbed to the heart, damning him for a
mutineer; and then capered about the body, raving and swearing and daring us to
come on. It was the silliest exhibition; and yet dangerous too, for the cowardly
fellow was plainly working himself up to another murder.
All of a sudden Ballantrae stepped forth. "Have done with this play-acting,"
says he. "Do you think to frighten us with making faces? We saw nothing of you
yesterday, when you were wanted; and we did well without you, let me tell you
that."
There was a murmur and a movement in the crew, of pleasure and alarm, I
thought, in nearly equal parts. As for Teach, he gave a barbarous howl, and
swung his dirk to fling it, an art in which (like many seamen) he was very
expert.
"Knock that out of his hand!" says Ballantrae, so sudden and sharp that my
arm obeyed him before my mind had understood.
Teach stood like one stupid, never thinking on his pistols.
"Go down to your cabin," cries Ballantrae, "and come on deck again when you
are sober. Do you think we are going to hang for you, you black-faced,
half-witted, drunken brute and butcher? Go down!" And he stamped his foot at him
with such a sudden smartness that Teach fairly ran for it to the companion.
"And now, mates," says Ballantrae, "a word with you. I don't know if you are
gentlemen of fortune for the fun of the thing, but I am not. I want to make
money, and get ashore again, and spend it like a man. And on one thing my mind
is made up: I will not hang if I can help it. Come: give me a hint; I'm only a
beginner! Is there no way to get a little discipline and common sense about this
business?"
One of the men spoke up: he said by rights they should have a quartermaster;
and no sooner was the word out of his mouth than they were all of that opinion.
The thing went by acclamation, Ballantrae was made quartermaster, the rum was
put in his charge, laws were passed in imitation of those of a pirate by the
name of Roberts, and the last proposal was to make an end of Teach. But
Ballantrae was afraid of a more efficient captain, who might be a counterweight
to himself, and he opposed this stoutly. Teach, he said, was good enough to
board ships and frighten fools with his blacked face and swearing; we could
scarce get a better man than Teach for that; and besides, as the man was now
disconsidered and as good as deposed, we might reduce his proportion of the
plunder. This carried it; Teach's share was cut down to a mere derision, being
actually less than mine; and there remained only two points: whether he would
consent, and who was to announce to him this resolution.
"Do not let that stick you," says Ballantrae, "I will do that."
And he stepped to the companion and down alone into the cabin to face that
drunken savage.
"This is the man for us," cries one of the hands. "Three cheers for the
quartermaster!" which were given with a will, my own voice among the loudest,
and I dare say these plaudits had their effect on Master Teach in the cabin, as
we have seen of late days how shouting in the streets may trouble even the minds
of legislators.
What passed precisely was never known, though some of the heads of it came to
the surface later on; and we were all amazed, as well as gratified, when
Ballantrae came on deck with Teach upon his arm, and announced that all had been
consented.
I pass swiftly over those twelve or fifteen months in which we continued to
keep the sea in the North Atlantic, getting our food and water from the ships we
over-hauled, and doing on the whole a pretty fortunate business. Sure, no one
could wish to read anything so ungenteel as the memoirs of a pirate, even an
unwilling one like me! Things went extremely better with our designs, and
Ballantrae kept his lead, to my admiration, from that day forth. I would be
tempted to suppose that a gentleman must everywhere be first, even aboard a
rover: but my birth is every whit as good as any Scottish lord's, and I am not
ashamed to confess that I stayed Crowding Pat until the end, and was not much
better than the crew's buffoon. Indeed, it was no scene to bring out my merits.
My health suffered from a variety of reasons; I was more at home to the last on
a horse's back than a ship's deck; and, to be ingenuous, the fear of the sea was
constantly in my mind, battling with the fear of my companions. I need not cry
myself up for courage; I have done well on many fields under the eyes of famous
generals, and earned my late advancement by an act of the most distinguished
valour before many witnesses. But when we must proceed on one of our abordages,
the heart of Francis Burke was in his boots; the little eggshell skiff in which
we must set forth, the horrible heaving of the vast billows, the height of the
ship that we must scale, the thought of how many might be there in garrison upon
their legitimate defence, the scowling heavens which (in that climate) so often
looked darkly down upon our exploits, and the mere crying of the wind in my
ears, were all considerations most unpalatable to my valour. Besides which, as I
was always a creature of the nicest sensibility, the scenes that must follow on
our success tempted me as little as the chances of defeat. Twice we found women
on board; and though I have seen towns sacked, and of late days in France some
very horrid public tumults, there was something in the smallness of the numbers
engaged, and the bleak dangerous sea-surroundings, that made these acts of
piracy far the most revolting. I confess ingenuously I could never proceed
unless I was three parts drunk; it was the same even with the crew; Teach
himself was fit for no enterprise till he was full of rum; and it was one of the
most difficult parts of Ballantrae's performance, to serve us with liquor in the
proper quantities. Even this he did to admiration; being upon the whole the most
capable man I ever met with, and the one of the most natural genius. He did not
even scrape favour with the crew, as I did, by continual buffoonery made upon a
very anxious heart; but preserved on most occasions a great deal of gravity and
distance; so that he was like a parent among a family of young children, or a
schoolmaster with his boys. What made his part the harder to perform, the men
were most inveterate grumblers; Ballantrae's discipline, little as it was, was
yet irksome to their love of licence; and what was worse, being kept sober they
had time to think. Some of them accordingly would fall to repenting their
abominable crimes; one in particular, who was a good Catholic, and with whom I
would sometimes steal apart for prayer; above all in bad weather, fogs, lashing
rain and the like, when we would be the less observed; and I am sure no two
criminals in the cart have ever performed their devotions with more anxious
sincerity. But the rest, having no such grounds of hope, fell to another
pastime, that of computation. All day long they would he telling up their shares
or grooming over the result. I have said we were pretty fortunate. But an
observation fails to be made: that in this world, in no business that I have
tried, do the profits rise to a man's expectations. We found many ships and took
many; yet few of them contained much money, their goods were usually nothing to
our purpose - what did we want with a cargo of ploughs, or even of tobacco? -
and it is quite a painful reflection how many whole crews we have made to walk
the plank for no more than a stock of biscuit or an anker or two of spirit.
In the meanwhile our ship was growing very foul, and it was high time we
should make for our PORT DE CARRENAGE, which was in the estuary of a river among
swamps. It was openly understood that we should then break up and go and
squander our proportions of the spoil; and this made every man greedy of a
little more, so that our decision was delayed from day to day. What finally
decided matters, was a trifling accident, such as an ignorant person might
suppose incidental to our way of life. But here I must explain: on only one of
all the ships we boarded, the first on which we found women, did we meet with
any genuine resistance. On that occasion we had two men killed and several
injured, and if it had not been for the gallantry of Ballantrae we had surely
been beat back at last. Everywhere else the defence (where there was any at all)
was what the worst troops in Europe would have laughed at; so that the most
dangerous part of our employment was to clamber up the side of the ship; and I
have even known the poor souls on board to cast us a line, so eager were they to
volunteer instead of walking the plank. This constant immunity had made our
fellows very soft, so that I understood how Teach had made so deep a mark upon
their minds; for indeed the company of that lunatic was the chief danger in our
way of life. The accident to which I have referred was this:- We had sighted a
little full-rigged ship very close under our board in a haze; she sailed near as
well as we did - I should be nearer truth if I said, near as ill; and we cleared
the bow-chaser to see if we could bring a spar or two about their ears. The
swell was exceeding great; the motion of the ship beyond description; it was
little wonder if our gunners should fire thrice and be still quite broad of what
they aimed at. But in the meanwhile the chase had cleared a stern gun, the
thickness of the air concealing them; and being better marksmen, their first
shot struck us in the bows, knocked our two gunners into mince-meat, so that we
were all sprinkled with the blood, and plunged through the deck into the
forecastle, where we slept. Ballantrae would have held on; indeed, there was
nothing in this CONTRETEMPS to affect the mind of any soldier; but he had a
quick perception of the men's wishes, and it was plain this lucky shot had given
them a sickener of their trade. In a moment they were all of one mind: the chase
was drawing away from us, it was needless to hold on, the SARAH was too foul to
overhaul a bottle, it was mere foolery to keep the sea with her; and on these
pretended grounds her head was incontinently put about and the course laid for
the river. It was strange to see what merriment fell on that ship's company, and
how they stamped about the deck jesting, and each computing what increase had
come to his share by the death of the two gunners.
We were nine days making our port, so light were the airs we had to sail on,
so foul the ship's bottom; but early on the tenth, before dawn, and in a light
lifting haze, we passed the head. A little after, the haze lifted, and fell
again, showing us a cruiser very close. This was a sore blow, happening so near
our refuge. There was a great debate of whether she had seen us, and if so
whether it was likely they had recognised the SARAH. We were very careful, by
destroying every member of those crews we overhauled, to leave no evidence as to
our own persons; but the appearance of the SARAH herself we could not keep so
private; and above all of late, since she had been foul, and we had pursued many
ships without success, it was plain that her description had been often
published. I supposed this alert would have made us separate upon the instant.
But here again that original genius of Ballantrae's had a surprise in store for
me. He and Teach (and it was the most remarkable step of his success) had gone
hand in hand since the first day of his appointment. I often questioned him upon
the fact, and never got an answer but once, when he told me he and Teach had an
understanding "which would very much surprise the crew if they should hear of
it, and would surprise himself a good deal if it was carried out." Well, here
again he and Teach were of a mind; and by their joint procurement the anchor was
no sooner down than the whole crew went off upon a scene of drunkenness
indescribable. By afternoon we were a mere shipful of lunatical persons,
throwing of things overboard, howling of different songs at the same time,
quarrelling and falling together, and then forgetting our quarrels to embrace.
Ballantrae had bidden me drink nothing, and feign drunkenness, as I valued my
life; and I have never passed a day so wearisomely, lying the best part of the
time upon the forecastle and watching the swamps and thickets by which our
little basin was entirely surrounded for the eye. A little after dusk Ballantrae
stumbled up to my side, feigned to fall, with a drunken laugh, and before he got
his feet again, whispered me to "reel down into the cabin and seem to fall
asleep upon a locker, for there would be need of me soon." I did as I was told,
and coming into the cabin, where it was quite dark, let myself fall on the first
locker. There was a man there already; by the way he stirred and threw me off, I
could not think he was much in liquor; and yet when I had found another place,
he seemed to continue to sleep on. My heart now beat very hard, for I saw some
desperate matter was in act. Presently down came Ballantrae, lit the lamp,
looked about the cabin, nodded as if pleased, and on deck again without a word.
I peered out from between my fingers, and saw there were three of us slumbering,
or feigning to slumber, on the lockers: myself, one Dutton and one Grady, both
resolute men. On deck the rest were got to a pitch of revelry quite beyond the
bounds of what is human; so that no reasonable name can describe the sounds they
were now making. I have heard many a drunken bout in my time, many on board that
very SARAH, but never anything the least like this, which made me early suppose
the liquor had been tampered with. It was a long while before these yells and
howls died out into a sort of miserable moaning, and then to silence; and it
seemed a long while after that before Ballantrae came down again, this time with
Teach upon his heels. The latter cursed at the sight of us three upon the
lockers.
"Tut," says Ballantrae, "you might fire a pistol at their ears. You know what
stuff they have been swallowing."
There was a hatch in the cabin floor, and under that the richest part of the
booty was stored against the day of division. It fastened with a ring and three
padlocks, the keys (for greater security) being divided; one to Teach, one to
Ballantrae, and one to the mate, a man called Hammond. Yet I was amazed to see
they were now all in the one hand; and yet more amazed (still looking through my
fingers) to observe Ballantrae and Teach bring up several packets, four of them
in all, very carefully made up and with a loop for carriage.
"And now," says Teach, "let us be going."
"One word," says Ballantrae. "I have discovered there is another man besides
yourself who knows a private path across the swamp; and it seems it is shorter
than yours."
Teach cried out, in that case, they were undone.
"I do not know for that," says Ballantrae. "For there are several other
circumstances with which I must acquaint you. First of all, there is no bullet
in your pistols, which (if you remember) I was kind enough to load for both of
us this morning. Secondly, as there is someone else who knows a passage, you
must think it highly improbable I should saddle myself with a lunatic like you.
Thirdly, these gentlemen (who need no longer pretend to be asleep) are those of
my party, and will now proceed to gag and bind you to the mast; and when your
men awaken (if they ever do awake after the drugs we have mingled in their
liquor), I am sure they will be so obliging as to deliver you, and you will have
no difficulty, I daresay, to explain the business of the keys."
Not a word said Teach, but looked at us like a frightened baby as we gagged
and bound him.
"Now you see, you moon-calf," says Ballantrae, "why we made four packets.
Heretofore you have been called Captain Teach, but I think you are now rather
Captain Learn."
That was our last word on board the SARAH. We four, with our four packets,
lowered ourselves softly into a skiff, and left that ship behind us as silent as
the grave, only for the moaning of some of the drunkards. There was a fog about
breast-high on the waters; so that Dutton, who knew the passage, must stand on
his feet to direct our rowing; and this, as it forced us to row gently, was the
means of our deliverance. We were yet but a little way from the ship, when it
began to come grey, and the birds to fly abroad upon the water. All of a sudden
Dutton clapped down upon his hams, and whispered us to be silent for our lives,
and hearken. Sure enough, we heard a little faint creak of oars upon one hand,
and then again, and further off, a creak of oars upon the other. It was clear we
had been sighted yesterday in the morning; here were the cruiser's boats to cut
us out; here were we defenceless in their very midst. Sure, never were poor
souls more perilously placed; and as we lay there on our oars, praying God the
mist might hold, the sweat poured from my brow. Presently we heard one of the
boats where we might have thrown a biscuit in her. "Softly, men," we heard an
officer whisper; and I marvelled they could not hear the drumming of my heart.
"Never mind the path," says Ballantrae; "we must get shelter anyhow; let us
pull straight ahead for the sides of the basin."
This we did with the most anxious precaution, rowing, as best we could, upon
our hands, and steering at a venture in the fog, which was (for all that) our
only safety. But Heaven guided us; we touched ground at a thicket; scrambled
ashore with our treasure; and having no other way of concealment, and the mist
beginning already to lighten, hove down the skiff and let her sink. We were
still but new under cover when the sun rose; and at the same time, from the
midst of the basin, a great shouting of seamen sprang up, and we knew the SARAH
was being boarded. I heard afterwards the officer that took her got great honour;
and it's true the approach was creditably managed, but I think he had an easy
capture when he came to board. (3)
I was still blessing the saints for my escape, when I became aware we were in
trouble of another kind. We were here landed at random in a vast and dangerous
swamp; and how to come at the path was a concern of doubt, fatigue, and peril.
Dutton, indeed, was of opinion we should wait until the ship was gone, and fish
up the skiff; for any delay would be more wise than to go blindly ahead in that
morass. One went back accordingly to the basin-side and (peering through the
thicket) saw the fog already quite drunk up, and English colours flying on the
SARAH, but no movement made to get her under way. Our situation was now very
doubtful. The swamp was an unhealthful place to linger in; we had been so greedy
to bring treasures that we had brought but little food; it was highly desirable,
besides, that we should get clear of the neighbourhood and into the settlements
before the news of the capture went abroad; and against all these
considerations, there was only the peril of the passage on the other side. I
think it not wonderful we decided on the active part.
It was already blistering hot when we set forth to pass the marsh, or rather
to strike the path, by compass. Dutton took the compass, and one or other of us
three carried his proportion of the treasure. I promise you he kept a sharp eye
to his rear, for it was like the man's soul that he must trust us with. The
thicket was as close as a bush; the ground very treacherous, so that we often
sank in the most terrifying manner, and must go round about; the heat, besides,
was stifling, the air singularly heavy, and the stinging insects abounded in
such myriads that each of us walked under his own cloud. It has often been
commented on, how much better gentlemen of birth endure fatigue than persons of
the rabble; so that walking officers who must tramp in the dirt beside their
men, shame them by their constancy. This was well to be observed in the present
instance; for here were Ballantrae and I, two gentlemen of the highest breeding,
on the one hand; and on the other, Grady, a common mariner, and a man nearly a
giant in physical strength. The case of Dutton is not in point, for I confess he
did as well as any of us. (4) But as for Grady, he began early to lament his
case, tailed in the rear, refused to carry Dutton's packet when it came his
turn, clamoured continually for rum (of which we had too little), and at last
even threatened us from behind with a cooked pistol, unless we should allow him
rest. Ballantrae would have fought it out, I believe; but I prevailed with him
the other way; and we made a stop and ate a meal. It seemed to benefit Grady
little; he was in the rear again at once, growling and bemoaning his lot; and at
last, by some carelessness, not having followed properly in our tracks, stumbled
into a deep part of the slough where it was mostly water, gave some very
dreadful screams, and before we could come to his aid had sunk along with his
booty. His fate, and above all these screams of his, appalled us to the soul;
yet it was on the whole a fortunate circumstance and the means of our
deliverance, for it moved Dutton to mount into a tree, whence he was able to
perceive and to show me, who had climbed after him, a high piece of the wood,
which was a landmark for the path. He went forward the more carelessly, I must
suppose; for presently we saw him sink a little down, draw up his feet and sink
again, and so twice. Then he turned his face to us, pretty white.
"Lend a hand," said he, "I am in a bad place."
"I don't know about that," says Ballantrae, standing still.
Dutton broke out into the most violent oaths, sinking a little lower as he
did, so that the mud was nearly to his waist, and plucking a pistol from his
belt, "Help me," he cries, "or die and be damned to you!"
"Nay," says Ballantrae, "I did but jest. I am coming." And he set down his
own packet and Dutton's, which he was then carrying. "Do not venture near till
we see if you are needed," said he to me, and went forward alone to where the
man was bogged. He was quiet now, though he still held the pistol; and the marks
of terror in his countenance were very moving to behold.
"For the Lord's sake," says he, "look sharp."
Ballantrae was now got close up. "Keep still," says he, and seemed to
consider; and then, "Reach out both your hands!"
Dutton laid down his pistol, and so watery was the top surface that it went
clear out of sight; with an oath he stooped to snatch it; and as he did so,
Ballantrae leaned forth and stabbed him between the shoulders. Up went his hands
over his head - I know not whether with the pain or to ward himself; and the
next moment he doubled forward in the mud.
Ballantrae was already over the ankles; but he plucked himself out, and came
back to me, where I stood with my knees smiting one another. "The devil take
you, Francis!" says he. "I believe you are a half-hearted fellow, after all. I
have only done justice on a pirate. And here we are quite clear of the SARAH!
Who shall now say that we have dipped our hands in any irregularities?"
I assured him he did me injustice; but my sense of humanity was so much
affected by the horridness of the fact that I could scarce find breath to answer
with.
"Come," said he, "you must be more resolved. The need for this fellow ceased
when he had shown you where the path ran; and you cannot deny I would have been
daft to let slip so fair an opportunity."
I could not deny but he was right in principle; nor yet could I refrain from
shedding tears, of which I think no man of valour need have been ashamed; and it
was not until I had a share of the rum that I was able to proceed. I repeat, I
am far from ashamed of my generous emotion; mercy is honourable in the warrior;
and yet I cannot altogether censure Ballantrae, whose step was really fortunate,
as we struck the path without further misadventure, and the same night, about
sundown, came to the edge of the morass.
We were too weary to seek far; on some dry sands, still warm with the day's
sun, and close under a wood of pines, we lay down and were instantly plunged in
sleep.
We awaked the next morning very early, and began with a sullen spirit a
conversation that came near to end in blows. We were now cast on shore in the
southern provinces, thousands of miles from any French settlement; a dreadful
journey and a thousand perils lay in front of us; and sure, if there was ever
need for amity, it was in such an hour. I must suppose that Ballantrae had
suffered in his sense of what is truly polite; indeed, and there is nothing
strange in the idea, after the sea-wolves we had consorted with so long; and as
for myself, he fubbed me off unhandsomely, and any gentleman would have resented
his behaviour.
I told him in what light I saw his conduct; he walked a little off, I
following to upbraid him; and at last he stopped me with his hand.
"Frank," says he, "you know what we swore; and yet there is no oath invented
would induce me to swallow such expressions, if I did not regard you with
sincere affection. It is impossible you should doubt me there: I have given
proofs. Dutton I had to take, because he knew the pass, and Grady because Dutton
would not move without him; but what call was there to carry you along? You are
a perpetual danger to me with your cursed Irish tongue. By rights you should now
be in irons in the cruiser. And you quarrel with me like a baby for some
trinkets!"
I considered this one of the most unhandsome speeches ever made; and indeed
to this day I can scarce reconcile it to my notion of a gentleman that was my
friend. I retorted upon him with his Scotch accent, of which he had not so much
as some, but enough to be very barbarous and disgusting, as I told him plainly;
and the affair would have gone to a great length, but for an alarming
intervention.
We had got some way off upon the sand. The place where we had slept, with the
packets lying undone and the money scattered openly, was now between us and the
pines; and it was out of these the stranger must have come. There he was at
least, a great hulking fellow of the country, with a broad axe on his shoulder,
looking open-mouthed, now at the treasure, which was just at his feet, and now
at our disputation, in which we had gone far enough to have weapons in our
hands. We had no sooner observed him than he found his legs and made off again
among the pines.
This was no scene to put our minds at rest: a couple of armed men in
sea-clothes found quarrelling over a treasure, not many miles from where a
pirate had been captured - here was enough to bring the whole country about our
ears. The quarrel was not even made up; it was blotted from our minds; and we
got our packets together in the twinkling of an eye, and made off, running with
the best will in the world. But the trouble was, we did not know in what
direction, and must continually return upon our steps. Ballantrae had indeed
collected what he could from Dutton; but it's hard to travel upon hearsay; and
the estuary, which spreads into a vast irregular harbour, turned us off upon
every side with a new stretch of water.
We were near beside ourselves, and already quite spent with running, when,
coming to the top of a dune, we saw we were again cut off by another
ramification of the bay. This was a creek, however, very different from those
that had arrested us before; being set in rocks, and so precipitously deep that
a small vessel was able to lie alongside, made fast with a hawser; and her crew
had laid a plank to the shore. Here they had lighted a fire, and were sitting at
their meal. As for the vessel herself, she was one of those they build in the
Bermudas.
The love of gold and the great hatred that everybody has to pirates were
motives of the most influential, and would certainly raise the country in our
pursuit. Besides, it was now plain we were on some sort of straggling peninsula,
like the fingers of a hand; and the wrist, or passage to the mainland, which we
should have taken at the first, was by this time not improbably secured. These
considerations put us on a bolder counsel. For as long as we dared, looking
every moment to hear sounds of the chase, we lay among some bushes on the top of
the dune; and having by this means secured a little breath and recomposed our
appearance, we strolled down at last, with a great affectation of carelessness,
to the party by the fire.
It was a trader and his negroes, belonging to Albany, in the province of New
York, and now on the way home from the Indies with a cargo; his name I cannot
recall. We were amazed to learn he had put in here from terror of the SARAH; for
we had no thought our exploits had been so notorious. As soon as the Albanian
heard she had been taken the day before, he jumped to his feet, gave us a cup of
spirits for our good news, and sent big negroes to get sail on the Bermudan. On
our side, we profited by the dram to become more confidential, and at last
offered ourselves as passengers. He looked askance at our tarry clothes and
pistols, and replied civilly enough that he had scarce accommodation for
himself; nor could either our prayers or our offers of money, in which we
advanced pretty far, avail to shake him.
"I see, you think ill of us," says Ballantrae, "but I will show you how well
we think of you by telling you the truth. We are Jacobite fugitives, and there
is a price upon our heads."
At this, the Albanian was plainly moved a little. He asked us many questions
as to the Scotch war, which Ballantrae very patiently answered. And then, with a
wink, in a vulgar manner, "I guess you and your Prince Charlie got more than you
cared about," said he.
"Bedad, and that we did," said I. "And, my dear man, I wish you would set a
new example and give us just that much."
This I said in the Irish way, about which there is allowed to be something
very engaging. It's a remarkable thing, and a testimony to the love with which
our nation is regarded, that this address scarce ever fails in a handsome
fellow. I cannot tell how often I have seen a private soldier escape the horse,
or a beggar wheedle out a good alms by a touch of the brogue. And, indeed, as
soon as the Albanian had laughed at me I was pretty much at rest. Even then,
however, he made many conditions, and - for one thing - took away our arms,
before he suffered us aboard; which was the signal to cast off; so that in a
moment after, we were gliding down the bay with a good breeze, and blessing the
name of God for our deliverance. Almost in the mouth of the estuary, we passed
the cruiser, and a little after the poor SARAH with her prize crew; and these
were both sights to make us tremble. The Bermudan seemed a very safe place to be
in, and our bold stroke to have been fortunately played, when we were thus
reminded of the case of our companions. For all that, we had only exchanged
traps, jumped out of the frying-pan into the fire, ran from the yard-arm to the
block, and escaped the open hostility of the man-of-war to lie at the mercy of
the doubtful faith of our Albanian merchant.
From many circumstances, it chanced we were safer than we could have dared to
hope. The town of Albany was at that time much concerned in contraband trade
across the desert with the Indians and the French. This, as it was highly
illegal, relaxed their loyalty, and as it brought them in relation with the
politest people on the earth, divided even their sympathies. In short, they were
like all the smugglers in the world, spies and agents ready- made for either
party. Our Albanian, besides, was a very honest man indeed, and very greedy;
and, to crown our luck, he conceived a great delight in our society. Before we
had reached the town of New York we had come to a full agreement, that he should
carry us as far as Albany upon his ship, and thence put us on a way to pass the
boundaries and join the French. For all this we were to pay at a high rate; but
beggars cannot be choosers, nor outlaws bargainers.
We sailed, then, up the Hudson River, which, I protest, is a very fine
stream, and put up at the "King's Arms" in Albany. The town was full of the
militia of the province, breathing slaughter against the French. Governor
Clinton was there himself, a very busy man, and, by what I could learn, very
near distracted by the factiousness of his Assembly. The Indians on both sides
were on the war-path; we saw parties of them bringing in prisoners and (what was
much worse) scalps, both male and female, for which they were paid at a fixed
rate; and I assure you the sight was not encouraging. Altogether, we could
scarce have come at a period more unsuitable for our designs; our position in
the chief inn was dreadfully conspicuous; our Albanian fubbed us off with a
thousand delays, and seemed upon the point of a retreat from his engagements;
nothing but peril appeared to environ the poor fugitives, and for some time we
drowned our concern in a very irregular course of living.
This, too, proved to be fortunate; and it's one of the remarks that fall to
be made upon our escape, how providentially our steps were conducted to the very
end. What a humiliation to the dignity of man! My philosophy, the extraordinary
genius of Ballantrae, our valour, in which I grant that we were equal - all
these might have proved insufficient without the Divine blessing on our efforts.
And how true it is, as the Church tells us, that the Truths of Religion are,
after all, quite applicable even to daily affairs! At least, it was in the
course of our revelry that we made the acquaintance of a spirited youth by the
name of Chew. He was one of the most daring of the Indian traders, very well
acquainted with the secret paths of the wilderness, needy, dissolute, and, by a
last good fortune, in some disgrace with his family. Him we persuaded to come to
our relief; he privately provided what was needful for our flight, and one day
we slipped out of Albany, without a word to our former friend, and embarked, a
little above, in a canoe.
To the toils and perils of this journey, it would require a pen more elegant
than mine to do full justice. The reader must conceive for himself the dreadful
wilderness which we had now to thread; its thickets, swamps, precipitous rocks,
impetuous rivers, and amazing waterfalls. Among these barbarous scenes we must
toil all day, now paddling, now carrying our canoe upon our shoulders; and at
night we slept about a fire, surrounded by the howling of wolves and other
savage animals. It was our design to mount the headwaters of the Hudson, to the
neighbourhood of Crown Point, where the French had a strong place in the woods,
upon Lake Champlain. But to have done this directly were too perilous; and it
was accordingly gone upon by such a labyrinth of rivers, lakes, and portages as
makes my head giddy to remember. These paths were in ordinary times entirely
desert; but the country was now up, the tribes on the war-path, the woods full
of Indian scouts. Again and again we came upon these parties when we least
expected, them; and one day, in particular, I shall never forget, how, as dawn
was coming in, we were suddenly surrounded by five or six of these painted
devils, uttering a very dreary sort of cry, and brandishing their hatchets. It
passed off harmlessly, indeed, as did the rest of our encounters; for Chew was
well known and highly valued among the different tribes. Indeed, he was a very
gallant, respectable young man; but even with the advantage of his
companionship, you must not think these meetings were without sensible peril. To
prove friendship on our part, it was needful to draw upon our stock of rum -
indeed, under whatever disguise, that is the true business of the Indian trader,
to keep a travelling public-house in the forest; and when once the braves had
got their bottle of SCAURA (as they call this beastly liquor), it behoved us to
set forth and paddle for our scalps. Once they were a little drunk, goodbye to
any sense or decency; they had but the one thought, to get more SCAURA. They
might easily take it in their heads to give us chase, and had we been overtaken,
I had never written these memoirs.
We were come to the most critical portion of our course, where we might
equally expect to fall into the hands of French or English, when a terrible
calamity befell us. Chew was taken suddenly sick with symptoms like those of
poison, and in the course of a few hours expired in the bottom of the canoe. We
thus lost at once our guide, our interpreter, our boatman, and our passport, for
he was all these in one; and found ourselves reduced, at a blow, to the most
desperate and irremediable distress. Chew, who took a great pride in his
knowledge, had indeed often lectured us on the geography; and Ballantrae, I
believe, would listen. But for my part I have always found such information
highly tedious; and beyond the fact that we were now in the country of the
Adirondack Indians, and not so distant from our destination, could we but have
found the way, I was entirely ignorant. The wisdom of my course was soon the
more apparent; for with all his pains, Ballantrae was no further advanced than
myself. He knew we must continue to go up one stream; then, by way of a portage,
down another; and then up a third. But you are to consider, in a mountain
country, how many streams come rolling in from every hand. And how is a
gentleman, who is a perfect stranger in that part of the world, to tell any one
of them from any other? Nor was this our only trouble. We were great novices,
besides, in handling a canoe; the portages were almost beyond our strength, so
that I have seen us sit down in despair for half an hour at a time without one
word; and the appearance of a single Indian, since we had now no means of
speaking to them, would have been in all probability the means of our
destruction. There is altogether some excuse if Ballantrae showed something of a
grooming disposition; his habit of imputing blame to others, quite as capable as
himself, was less tolerable, and his language it was not always easy to accept.
Indeed, he had contracted on board the pirate ship a manner of address which was
in a high degree unusual between gentlemen; and now, when you might say he was
in a fever, it increased upon him hugely.
The third day of these wanderings, as we were carrying the canoe upon a rocky
portage, she fell, and was entirely bilged. The portage was between two lakes,
both pretty extensive; the track, such as it was, opened at both ends upon the
water, and on both hands was enclosed by the unbroken woods; and the sides of
the lakes were quite impassable with bog: so that we beheld ourselves not only
condemned to go without our boat and the greater part of our provisions, but to
plunge at once into impenetrable thickets and to desert what little guidance we
still had - the course of the river. Each stuck his pistols in his belt,
shouldered an axe, made a pack of his treasure and as much food as he could
stagger under; and deserting the rest of our possessions, even to our swords,
which would have much embarrassed us among the woods, we set forth on this
deplorable adventure. The labours of Hercules, so finely described by Homer,
were a trifle to what we now underwent. Some parts of the forest were perfectly
dense down to the ground, so that we must cut our way like mites in a cheese. In
some the bottom was full of deep swamp, and the whole wood entirely rotten. I
have leaped on a great fallen log and sunk to the knees in touchwood; I have
sought to stay myself, in falling, against what looked to be a solid trunk, and
the whole thing has whiffed away at my touch like a sheet of paper. Stumbling,
falling, bogging to the knees, hewing our way, our eyes almost put out with
twigs and branches, our clothes plucked from our bodies, we laboured all day,
and it is doubtful if we made two miles. What was worse, as we could rarely get
a view of the country, and were perpetually justled from our path by obstacles,
it was impossible even to have a guess in what direction we were moving.
A little before sundown, in an open place with a stream, and set about with
barbarous mountains, Ballantrae threw down his pack. "I will
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