THE country where they journeyed, that green, breezy valley of the Loing, is
one very attractive to cheerful and solitary people. The weather was superb; all
night it thundered and lightened, and the rain fell in sheets; by day, the
heavens were cloudless, the sun fervent, the air vigorous and pure. They walked
separate: the Cigarette plodding behind with some philosophy, the lean Arethusa
posting on ahead. Thus each enjoyed his own reflections by the way; each had
perhaps time to tire of them before he met his comrade at the designated inn;
and the pleasures of society and solitude combined to fill the day. The Arethusa
carried in his knapsack the works of Charles of Orleans, and employed some of
the hours of travel in the concoction of English roundels. In this path, he must
thus have preceded Mr. Lang, Mr. Dobson, Mr. Henley, and all contemporary
roundeleers; but for good reasons, he will be the last to publish the result.
The Cigarette walked burthened with a volume of Michelet. And both these books,
it will be seen, played a part in the subsequent adventure.
The Arethusa was unwisely dressed. He is no precisian in attire; but by all
accounts, he was never so ill-inspired as on that tramp; having set forth
indeed, upon a moment's notice, from the most unfashionable spot in Europe,
Barbizon. On his head he wore a smoking-cap of Indian work, the gold lace
pitifully frayed and tarnished. A flannel shirt of an agreeable dark hue, which
the satirical called black; a light tweed coat made by a good English tailor;
ready-made cheap linen trousers and leathern gaiters completed his array. In
person, he is exceptionally lean; and his face is not, like those of happier
mortals, a certificate. For years he could not pass a frontier or visit a bank
without suspicion; the police everywhere, but in his native city, looked askance
upon him; and (though I am sure it will not be credited) he is actually denied
admittance to the casino of Monte Carlo. If you will imagine him, dressed as
above, stooping under his knapsack, walking nearly five miles an hour with the
folds of the ready-made trousers fluttering about his spindle shanks, and still
looking eagerly round him as if in terror of pursuit - the figure, when realised,
is far from reassuring. When Villon journeyed (perhaps by the same pleasant
valley) to his exile at Roussillon, I wonder if he had not something of the same
appearance. Something of the same preoccupation he had beyond a doubt, for he
too must have tinkered verses as he walked, with more success than his
successor. And if he had anything like the same inspiring weather, the same
nights of uproar, men in armour rolling and resounding down the stairs of
heaven, the rain hissing on the village streets, the wild bull's-eye of the
storm flashing all night long into the bare inn- chamber - the same sweet return
of day, the same unfathomable blue of noon, the same high-coloured, halcyon eves
- and above all, if he had anything like as good a comrade, anything like as
keen a relish for what he saw, and what he ate, and the rivers that he bathed
in, and the rubbish that he wrote, I would exchange estates to-day with the poor
exile, and count myself a gainer.
But there was another point of similarity between the two journeys, for which
the Arethusa was to pay dear: both were gone upon in days of incomplete
security. It was not long after the Franco- Prussian war. Swiftly as men forget,
that country-side was still alive with tales of uhlans, and outlying sentries,
and hairbreadth 'scapes from the ignominious cord, and pleasant momentary
friendships between invader and invaded. A year, at the most two years later,
you might have tramped all that country over and not heard one anecdote. And a
year or two later, you would - if you were a rather ill-looking young man in
nondescript array - have gone your rounds in greater safety; for along with more
interesting matter, the Prussian spy would have somewhat faded from men's
imaginations.
For all that, our voyager had got beyond Chateau Renard before he was
conscious of arousing wonder. On the road between that place and
Chatillon-sur-Loing, however, he encountered a rural postman; they fell together
in talk, and spoke of a variety of subjects; but through one and all, the
postman was still visibly preoccupied, and his eyes were faithful to the
Arethusa's knapsack. At last, with mysterious roguishness, he inquired what it
contained, and on being answered, shook his head with kindly incredulity. "NON,"
said he, "NON, VOUS AVEZ DES PORTRAITS." And then with a languishing appeal,
"VOYONS, show me the portraits!" It was some little while before the Arethusa,
with a shout of laughter, recognised his drift. By portraits he meant indecent
photographs; and in the Arethusa, an austere and rising author, he thought to
have identified a pornographic colporteur. When countryfolk in France have made
up their minds as to a person's calling, argument is fruitless. Along all the
rest of the way, the postman piped and fluted meltingly to get a sight of the
collection; now he would upbraid, now he would reason - "VOYONS, I will tell
nobody"; then he tried corruption, and insisted on paying for a glass of wine;
and, at last when their ways separated - "NON," said he, "CE N'EST PAS BIEN DE
VOTRE PART. O NON, CE N'EST PAS BIEN." And shaking his head with quite a
sentimental sense of injury, he departed unrefreshed.
On certain little difficulties encountered by the Arethusa at
Chatillon-sur-Loing, I have not space to dwell; another Chatillon, of grislier
memory, looms too near at hand. But the next day, in a certain hamlet called La
Jussiere, he stopped to drink a glass of syrup in a very poor, bare drinking
shop. The hostess, a comely woman, suckling a child, examined the traveller with
kindly and pitying eyes. "You are not of this department?" she asked. The
Arethusa told her he was English. "Ah!" she said, surprised. "We have no
English. We have many Italians, however, and they do very well; they do not
complain of the people of hereabouts. An Englishman may do very well also; it
will be something new." Here was a dark saying, over which the Arethusa pondered
as he drank his grenadine; but when he rose and asked what was to pay, the light
came upon him in a flash. "O, POUR VOUS," replied the landlady, "a halfpenny!"
POUR VOUS? By heaven, she took him for a beggar! He paid his halfpenny, feeling
that it were ungracious to correct her. But when he was forth again upon the
road, he became vexed in spirit. The conscience is no gentleman, he is a
rabbinical fellow; and his conscience told him he had stolen the syrup.
That night the travellers slept in Gien; the next day they passed the river
and set forth (severally, as their custom was) on a short stage through the
green plain upon the Berry side, to Chatillon- sur-Loire. It was the first day
of the shooting; and the air rang with the report of firearms and the admiring
cries of sportsmen. Overhead the birds were in consternation, wheeling in
clouds, settling and re-arising. And yet with all this bustle on either hand,
the road itself lay solitary. The Arethusa smoked a pipe beside a milestone, and
I remember he laid down very exactly all he was to do at Chatillon: how he was
to enjoy a cold plunge, to change his shirt, and to await the Cigarette's
arrival, in sublime inaction, by the margin of the Loire. Fired by these ideas,
he pushed the more rapidly forward, and came, early in the afternoon and in a
breathing heat, to the entering-in of that ill-fated town. Childe Roland to the
dark tower came.
A polite gendarme threw his shadow on the path.
"MONSIEUR EST VOYAGEUR?" he asked.
And the Arethusa, strong in his innocence, forgetful of his vile attire,
replied - I had almost said with gaiety: "So it would appear."
"His papers are in order?" said the gendarme. And when the Arethusa, with a
slight change of voice, admitted he had none, he was informed (politely enough)
that he must appear before the Commissary.
The Commissary sat at a table in his bedroom, stripped to the shirt and
trousers, but still copiously perspiring; and when he turned upon the prisoner a
large meaningless countenance, that was (like Bardolph's) "all whelks and
bubuckles," the dullest might have been prepared for grief. Here was a stupid
man, sleepy with the heat and fretful at the interruption, whom neither appeal
nor argument could reach.
THE COMMISSARY. You have no papers?
THE ARETHUSA. Not here.
THE COMMISSARY. Why?
THE ARETHUSA. I have left them behind in my valise.
THE COMMISSARY. You know, however, that it is forbidden to circulate without
papers?
THE ARETHUSA. Pardon me: I am convinced of the contrary. I am here on my
rights as an English subject by international treaty.
THE COMMISSARY (WITH SCORN). You call yourself an Englishman?
THE ARETHUSA. I do.
THE COMMISSARY. Humph. - What is your trade?
THE ARETHUSA. I am a Scotch advocate.
THE COMMISSARY (WITH SINGULAR ANNOYANCE). A Scotch advocate! Do you then
pretend to support yourself by that in this department?
The Arethusa modestly disclaimed the pretension. The Commissary had scored a
point.
THE COMMISSARY. Why, then, do you travel?
THE ARETHUSA. I travel for pleasure.
THE COMMISSARY (POINTING TO THE KNAPSACK, AND WITH SUBLIME INCREDULITY). AVEC
CA? VOYEZ-VOUS, JE SUIS UN HOMME INTELLIGENT! (With that? Look here, I am a
person of intelligence!)
The culprit remaining silent under this home thrust, the Commissary relished
his triumph for a while, and then demanded (like the postman, but with what
different expectations!) to see the contents of the knapsack. And here the
Arethusa, not yet sufficiently awake to his position, fell into a grave mistake.
There was little or no furniture in the room except the Commissary's chair and
table; and to facilitate matters, the Arethusa (with all the innocence on earth)
leant the knapsack on a corner of the bed. The Commissary fairly bounded from
his seat; his face and neck flushed past purple, almost into blue; and he
screamed to lay the desecrating object on the floor.
The knapsack proved to contain a change of shirts, of shoes, of socks, and of
linen trousers, a small dressing-case, a piece of soap in one of the shoes, two
volumes of the COLLECTION JANNET lettered POESIES DE CHARLES D'ORLEANS, a map,
and a version book containing divers notes in prose and the remarkable English
roundels of the voyager, still to this day unpublished: the Commissary of
Chatillon is the only living man who has clapped an eye on these artistic
trifles. He turned the assortment over with a contumelious finger; it was plain
from his daintiness that he regarded the Arethusa and all his belongings as the
very temple of infection. Still there was nothing suspicious about the map,
nothing really criminal except the roundels; as for Charles of Orleans, to the
ignorant mind of the prisoner, he seemed as good as a certificate; and it was
supposed the farce was nearly over.
The inquisitor resumed his seat.
THE COMMISSARY (AFTER A PAUSE). EH BIEN, JE VAIS VOUS DIRE CE QUE VOUS ETES.
VOUS ETES ALLEMAND ET VOUS VENEZ CHANTER A LA FOIRE. (Well, then, I will tell
you what you are. You are a German and have come to sing at the fair.)
THE ARETHUSA. Would you like to hear me sing? I believe I could convince you
of the contrary.
THE COMMISSARY. PAS DE PLAISANTERIE, MONSIEUR!
THE ARETHUSA. Well, sir, oblige me at least by looking at this book. Here, I
open it with my eyes shut. Read one of these songs - read this one - and tell
me, you who are a man of intelligence, if it would be possible to sing it at a
fair?
THE COMMISSARY (CRITICALLY). MAIS OUI. TRES BIEN.
THE ARETHUSA. COMMENT, MONSIEUR! What! But do you not observe it is antique.
It is difficult to understand, even for you and me; but for the audience at a
fair, it would be meaningless.
THE COMMISSARY (TAKING A PEN). ENFIN, IL FAUI EN FINIR. What is your name?
THE ARETHUSA (SPEAKING WITH THE SWALLOWING VIVACITY OF THE ENGLISH).
Robert-Louis-Stev'ns'n.
THE COMMISSARY (AGHAST). HE! QUOI?
THE ARETHUSA (PERCEIVING AND IMPROVING HIS ADVANTAGE). Rob'rt-
Lou's-Stev'ns'n.
THE COMMISSARY (AFTER SEVERAL CONFLICTS WITH HIS PEN). EH BIEN, IL FAUT SE
PASSER DU NOM. CA NE S'ECRIT PAS. (Well, we must do without the name: it is
unspellable.)
The above is a rough summary of this momentous conversation, in which I have
been chiefly careful to preserve the plums of the Commissary; but the remainder
of the scene, perhaps because of his rising anger, has left but little definite
in the memory of the Arethusa. The Commissary was not, I think, a practised
literary man; no sooner, at least, had he taken pen in hand and embarked on the
composition of the PROCES-VERBAL, than he became distinctly more uncivil and
began to show a predilection for that simplest of all forms of repartee: "You
lie!" Several times the Arethusa let it pass, and then suddenly flared up,
refused to accept more insults or to answer further questions, defied the
Commissary to do his worst, and promised him, if he did, that he should bitterly
repent it. Perhaps if he had worn this proud front from the first, instead of
beginning with a sense of entertainment and then going on to argue, the thing
might have turned otherwise; for even at this eleventh hour the Commissary was
visibly staggered. But it was too late; he had been challenged the PROCES-VERBAL
was begun; and he again squared his elbows over his writing, and the Arethusa
was led forth a prisoner.
A step or two down the hot road stood the gendarmerie. Thither was our
unfortunate conducted, and there he was bidden to empty forth the contents of
his pockets. A handkerchief, a pen, a pencil, a pipe and tobacco, matches, and
some ten francs of change: that was all. Not a file, not a cipher, not a scrap
of writing whether to identify or to condemn. The very gendarme was appalled
before such destitution.
"I regret," he said, "that I arrested you, for I see that you are no VOYOU."
And he promised him every indulgence.
The Arethusa, thus encouraged, asked for his pipe. That he was told was
impossible, but if he chewed, he might have some tobacco. He did not chew,
however, and asked instead to have his handkerchief.
"NON," said the gendarme. "NOUS AVONS EU DES HISTOIRES DE GENS QUI SE SONT
PENDUS." (No, we have had histories of people who hanged themselves.)
"What," cried the Arethusa. "And is it for that you refuse me my
handkerchief? But see how much more easily I could hang myself in my trousers!"
The man was struck by the novelty of the idea; but he stuck to his colours,
and only continued to repeat vague offers of service.
"At least," said the Arethusa, "be sure that you arrest my comrade; he will
follow me ere long on the same road, and you can tell him by the sack upon his
shoulders."
This promised, the prisoner was led round into the back court of the
building, a cellar door was opened, he was motioned down the stair, and bolts
grated and chains clanged behind his descending person.
The philosophic and still more the imaginative mind is apt to suppose itself
prepared for any mortal accident. Prison, among other ills, was one that had
been often faced by the undaunted Arethusa. Even as he went down the stairs, he
was telling himself that here was a famous occasion for a roundel, and that like
the committed linnets of the tuneful cavalier, he too would make his prison
musical. I will tell the truth at once: the roundel was never written, or it
should be printed in this place, to raise a smile. Two reasons interfered: the
first moral, the second physical.
It is one of the curiosities of human nature, that although all men are
liars, they can none of them bear to be told so of themselves. To get and take
the lie with equanimity is a stretch beyond the stoic; and the Arethusa, who had
been surfeited upon that insult, was blazing inwardly with a white heat of
smothered wrath. But the physical had also its part. The cellar in which he was
confined was some feet underground, and it was only lighted by an unglazed,
narrow aperture high up in the wall and smothered in the leaves of a green vine.
The walls were of naked masonry, the floor of bare earth; by way of furniture
there was an earthenware basin, a water- jug, and a wooden bedstead with a
blue-gray cloak for bedding. To be taken from the hot air of a summer's
afternoon, the reverberation of the road and the stir of rapid exercise, and
plunged into the gloom and damp of this receptacle for vagabonds, struck an
instant chill upon the Arethusa's blood. Now see in how small a matter a
hardship may consist: the floor was exceedingly uneven underfoot, with the very
spade-marks, I suppose, of the labourers who dug the foundations of the barrack;
and what with the poor twilight and the irregular surface, walking was
impossible. The caged author resisted for a good while; but the chill of the
place struck deeper and deeper; and at length, with such reluctance as you may
fancy, he was driven to climb upon the bed and wrap himself in the public
covering. There, then, he lay upon the verge of shivering, plunged in
semi-darkness, wound in a garment whose touch he dreaded like the plague, and
(in a spirit far removed from resignation) telling the roll of the insults he
had just received. These are not circumstances favourable to the muse.
Meantime (to look at the upper surface where the sun was still shining and
the guns of sportsmen were still noisy through the tufted plain) the Cigarette
was drawing near at his more philosophic pace. In those days of liberty and
health he was the constant partner of the Arethusa, and had ample opportunity to
share in that gentleman's disfavour with the police. Many a bitter bowl had he
partaken of with that disastrous comrade. He was himself a man born to float
easily through life, his face and manner artfully recommending him to all. There
was but one suspicious circumstance he could not carry off, and that was his
companion. He will not readily forget the Commissary in what is ironically
called the free town of Frankfort-on-the-Main ; nor the Franco-Belgian frontier;
nor the inn at La Fere; last, but not least, he is pretty certain to remember
Chatillon-sur-Loire.
At the town entry, the gendarme culled him like a wayside flower; and a
moment later, two persons, in a high state of surprise, were confronted in the
Commissary's office. For if the Cigarette was surprised to be arrested, the
Commissary was no less taken aback by the appearance and appointments of his
captive. Here was a man about whom there could be no mistake: a man of an
unquestionable and unassailable manner, in apple-pie order, dressed not with
neatness merely but elegance, ready with his passport, at a word, and well
supplied with money: a man the Commissary would have doffed his hat to on chance
upon the highway; and this BEAU CAVALIER unblushingly claimed the Arethusa for
his comrade! The conclusion of the interview was foregone; of its humours, I
remember only one. "Baronet?" demanded the magistrate, glancing up from the
passport. "ALORS, MONSIEUR, VOUS ETES LE FIRS D'UN BARON?" And when the
Cigarette (his one mistake throughout the interview) denied the soft
impeachment, "ALORS," from the Commissary, "CE N'EST PAS VOTRE PASSEPORT!" But
these were ineffectual thunders; he never dreamed of laying hands upon the
Cigarette; presently he fell into a mood of unrestrained admiration, gloating
over the contents of the knapsack, commanding our friend's tailor. Ah, what an
honoured guest was the Commissary entertaining! what suitable clothes he wore
for the warm weather! what beautiful maps, what an attractive work of history he
carried in his knapsack! You are to understand there was now but one point of
difference between them: what was to be done with the Arethusa? the Cigarette
demanding his release, the Commissary still claiming him as the dungeon's own.
Now it chanced that the Cigarette had passed some years of his life in Egypt,
where he had made acquaintance with two very bad things, cholera morbus and
pashas; and in the eye of the Commissary, as he fingered the volume of Michelet,
it seemed to our traveller there was something Turkish. I pass over this
lightly; it is highly possible there was some misunderstanding, highly possible
that the Commissary (charmed with his visitor) supposed the attraction to be
mutual and took for an act of growing friendship what the Cigarette himself
regarded as a bribe. And at any rate, was there ever a bribe more singular than
an odd volume of Michelet's history? The work was promised him for the morrow,
before our departure; and presently after, either because he had his price, or
to show that he was not the man to be behind in friendly offices - "EH BIEN," he
said, "JE SUPPOSE QU'IL FAUT LAHER VOIRE CAMARADE." And he tore up that feast of
humour, the unfinished PROCES-VERBAL. Ah, if he had only torn up instead the
Arethusa's roundels! There were many works burnt at Alexandria, there are many
treasured in the British Museum, that I could better spare than the
PROCES-VERBAL of Chatillon. Poor bubuckled Commissary! I begin to be sorry that
he never had his Michelet: perceiving in him fine human traits, a broad-based
stupidity, a gusto in his magisterial functions, a taste for letters, a ready
admiration for the admirable. And if he did not admire the Arethusa, he was not
alone in that.
To the imprisoned one, shivering under the public covering, there came
suddenly a noise of bolts and chains. He sprang to his feet, ready to welcome a
companion in calamity; and instead of that, the door was flung wide, the
friendly gendarme appeared above in the strong daylight, and with a magnificent
gesture (being probably a student of the drama) - "VOUS ETES LIBRE!" he said.
None too soon for the Arethusa. I doubt if he had been half-an-hour imprisoned;
but by the watch in a man's brain (which was the only watch he carried) he
should have been eight times longer; and he passed forth with ecstasy up the
cellar stairs into the healing warmth of the afternoon sun; and the breath of
the earth came as sweet as a cow's into his nostril; and he heard again (and
could have laughed for pleasure) the concord of delicate noises that we call the
hum of life.
And here it might be thought that my history ended; but not so, this was an
act-drop and not the curtain. Upon what followed in front of the barrack, since
there was a lady in the case, I scruple to expatiate. The wife of the
Marechal-des-logis was a handsome woman, and yet the Arethusa was not sorry to
be gone from her society. Something of her image, cool as a peach on that hot
afternoon, still lingers in his memory: yet more of her conversation. "You have
there a very fine parlour," said the poor gentleman. - "Ah," said Madame la
Marechale (des-logis), "you are very well acquainted with such parlours!" And
you should have seen with what a hard and scornful eye she measured the vagabond
before her! I do not think he ever hated the Commissary; but before that
interview was at an end, he hated Madame la Marechale. His passion (as I am led
to understand by one who was present) stood confessed in a burning eye, a pale
cheek, and a trembling utterance; Madame meanwhile tasting the joys of the
matador, goading him with barbed words and staring him coldly down.
It was certainly good to be away from this lady, and better still to sit down
to an excellent dinner in the inn. Here, too, the despised travellers scraped
acquaintance with their next neighbour, a gentleman of these parts, returned
from the day's sport, who had the good taste to find pleasure in their society.
The dinner at an end, the gentleman proposed the acquaintance should be ripened
in the cafe.
The cafe was crowded with sportsmen conclamantly explaining to each other and
the world the smallness of their bags. About the centre of the room, the
Cigarette and the Arethusa sat with their new acquaintance; a trio very well
pleased, for the travellers (after their late experience) were greedy of
consideration, and their sportsman rejoiced in a pair of patient listeners.
Suddenly the glass door flew open with a crash; the Marechal-des-logis appeared
in the interval, gorgeously belted and befrogged, entered without salutation,
strode up the room with a clang of spurs and weapons, and disappeared through a
door at the far end. Close at his heels followed the Arethusa's gendarme of the
afternoon, imitating, with a nice shade of difference, the imperial bearing of
his chief; only, as he passed, he struck lightly with his open hand on the
shoulder of his late captive, and with that ringing, dramatic utterance of which
he had the secret - "SUIVEZ!" said he.
The arrest of the members, the oath of the Tennis Court, the signing of the
declaration of independence, Mark Antony's oration, all the brave scenes of
history, I conceive as having been not unlike that evening in the cafe at
Chatillon. Terror breathed upon the assembly. A moment later, when the Arethusa
had followed his recaptors into the farther part of the house, the Cigarette
found himself alone with his coffee in a ring of empty chairs and tables, all
the lusty sportsmen huddled into corners, all their clamorous voices hushed in
whispering, all their eyes shooting at him furtively as at a leper.
And the Arethusa? Well, he had a long, sometimes a trying, interview in the
back kitchen. The Marechal-des-logis, who was a very handsome man, and I believe
both intelligent and honest, had no clear opinion on the case. He thought the
Commissary had done wrong, but he did not wish to get his subordinates into
trouble; and he proposed this, that, and the other, to all of which the Arethusa
(with a growing sense of his position) demurred.
"In short," suggested the Arethusa, "you want to wash your hands of
further responsibility? Well, then, let me go to Paris."
The Marechal-des-logis looked at his watch.
"You may leave," said he, "by the ten o'clock train for Paris."
And at noon the next day the travellers were telling their misadventure in
the dining-room at Siron's.
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