THE Round Table soon heard of the challenge, and of course it was a good deal
discussed, for such things interested the boys. The king thought I ought now to
set forth in quest of adventures, so that I might gain renown and be the more
worthy to meet Sir Sagramor when the several years should have rolled away. I
excused myself for the present; I said it would take me three or four years yet
to get things well fixed up and going smoothly; then I should be ready; all the
chances were that at the end of that time Sir Sagramor would still be out
grailing, so no valuable time would be lost by the postponement; I should then
have been in office six or seven years, and I believed my system and machinery
would be so well developed that I could take a holiday without its working any
harm.
I was pretty well satisfied with what I had already accomplished. In various
quiet nooks and corners I had the beginnings of all sorts of industries under
way -- nuclei of future vast factories, the iron and steel missionaries of my
future civilization. In these were gathered together the brightest young minds I
could find, and I kept agents out raking the country for more, all the time. I
was training a crowd of ignorant folk into experts -- experts in every sort of
handiwork and scientific calling. These nurseries of mine went smoothly and
privately along undisturbed in their obscure country retreats, for nobody was
allowed to come into their precincts without a special permit -- for I was
afraid of the Church.
I had started a teacher-factory and a lot of Sundayschools the first thing;
as a result, I now had an admirable system of graded schools in full blast in
those places, and also a complete variety of Protestant congregations all in a
prosperous and growing condition. Everybody could be any kind of a Christian he
wanted to; there was perfect freedom in that matter. But I confined public
religious teaching to the churches and the Sunday-schools, permitting nothing of
it in my other educational buildings. I could have given my own sect the
preference and made everybody a Presbyterian without any trouble, but that would
have been to affront a law of human nature: spiritual wants and instincts are as
various in the human family as are physical appetites, complexions, and
features, and a man is only at his best, morally, when he is equipped with the
religious garment whose color and shape and size most nicely accommodate
themselves to the spiritual complexion, angularities, and stature of the
individual who wears it; and, besides, I was afraid of a united Church; it makes
a mighty power, the mightiest conceivable, and then when it by and by gets into
selfish hands, as it is always bound to do, it means death to human liberty and
paralysis to human thought.
All mines were royal property, and there were a good many of them. They had
formerly been worked as savages always work mines -- holes grubbed in the earth
and the mineral brought up in sacks of hide by hand, at the rate of a ton a day;
but I had begun to put the mining on a scientific basis as early as I could.
Yes, I had made pretty handsome progress when Sir Sagramor's challenge struck
me.
Four years rolled by -- and then! Well, you would never imagine it in the
world. Unlimited power is the ideal thing when it is in safe hands. The
despotism of heaven is the one absolutely perfect government. An earthly
despotism would be the absolutely perfect earthly government, if the conditions
were the same, namely, the despot the perfectest individual of the human race,
and his lease of life perpetual. But as a perishable perfect man must die, and
leave his despotism in the hands of an imperfect successor, an earthly despotism
is not merely a bad form of government, it is the worst form that is possible.
My works showed what a despot could do with the resources of a kingdom at his
command. Unsuspected by this dark land, I had the civilization of the nineteenth
century booming under its very nose! It was fenced away from the public view,
but there it was, a gigantic and unassailable fact -- and to be heard from, yet,
if I lived and had luck. There it was, as sure a fact and as substantial a fact
as any serene volcano, standing innocent with its smokeless summit in the blue
sky and giving no sign of the rising hell in its bowels. My schools and churches
were children four years before; they were grown-up now; my shops of that day
were vast factories now; where I had a dozen trained men then, I had a thousand
now; where I had one brilliant expert then, I had fifty now. I stood with my
hand on the cock, so to speak, ready to turn it on and flood the midnight world
with light at any moment. But I was not going to do the thing in that sudden
way. It was not my policy. The people could not have stood it; and, moreover, I
should have had the Established Roman Catholic Church on my back in a minute.
No, I had been going cautiously all the while. I had had confidential agents
trickling through the country some time, whose office was to undermine
knighthood by imperceptible degrees, and to gnaw a little at this and that and
the other superstition, and so prepare the way gradually for a better order of
things. I was turning on my light one-candle-power at a time, and meant to
continue to do so.
I had scattered some branch schools secretly about the kingdom, and they were
doing very well. I meant to work this racket more and more, as time wore on, if
nothing occurred to frighten me. One of my deepest secrets was my West Point --
my military academy. I kept that most jealously out of sight; and I did the same
with my naval academy which I had established at a remote seaport. Both were
prospering to my satisfaction.
Clarence was twenty-two now, and was my head executive, my right hand. He was
a darling; he was equal to anything; there wasn't anything he couldn't turn his
hand to. Of late I had been training him for journalism, for the time seemed
about right for a start in the newspaper line; nothing big, but just a small
weekly for experimental circulation in my civilization nurseries. He took to it
like a duck; there was an editor concealed in him, sure. Already he had doubled
himself in one way; he talked sixth century and wrote nineteenth. His
journalistic style was climbing, steadily; it was already up to the back
settlement Alabama mark, and couldn't be told from the editorial output of that
region either by matter or flavor.
We had another large departure on hand, too. This was a telegraph and a
telephone; our first venture in this line. These wires were for private service
only, as yet, and must be kept private until a riper day should come. We had a
gang of men on the road, working mainly by night. They were stringing ground
wires; we were afraid to put up poles, for they would attract too much inquiry.
Ground wires were good enough, in both instances, for my wires were protected by
an insulation of my own invention which was perfect. My men had orders to strike
across country, avoiding roads, and establishing connection with any
considerable towns whose lights betrayed their presence, and leaving experts in
charge. Nobody could tell you how to find any place in the kingdom, for nobody
ever went intentionally to any place, but only struck it by accident in his
wanderings, and then generally left it without thinking to inquire what its name
was. At one time and another we had sent out topographical expeditions to survey
and map the kingdom, but the priests had always interfered and raised trouble.
So we had given the thing up, for the present; it would be poor wisdom to
antagonize the Church.
As for the general condition of the country, it was as it had been when I
arrived in it, to all intents and purposes. I had made changes, but they were
necessarily slight, and they were not noticeable. Thus far, I had not even
meddled with taxation, outside of the taxes which provided the royal revenues. I
had systematized those, and put the service on an effective and righteous basis.
As a result, these revenues were already quadrupled, and yet the burden was so
much more equably distributed than before, that all the kingdom felt a sense of
relief, and the praises of my administration were hearty and general.
Personally, I struck an interruption, now, but I did not mind it, it could
not have happened at a better time. Earlier it could have annoyed me, but now
everything was in good hands and swimming right along. The king had reminded me
several times, of late, that the postponement I had asked for, four years
before, had about run out now. It was a hint that I ought to be starting out to
seek adventures and get up a reputation of a size to make me worthy of the honor
of breaking a lance with Sir Sagramor, who was still out grailing, but was being
hunted for by various relief expeditions, and might be found any year, now. So
you see I was expecting this interruption; it did not take me by surprise.
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