EARLY the next morning - directly after twelve - Miss Pole made her
appearance at Miss Matty's. Some very trifling piece of business was alleged as
a reason for the call; but there was evidently something behind. At last out it
came.
"By the way, you'll think I'm strangely ignorant; but, do you really know, I
am puzzled how we ought to address Lady Glenmire. Do you say, 'Your Ladyship,'
where you would say 'you' to a common person? I have been puzzling all morning;
and are we to say 'My Lady,' instead of 'Ma'am?' Now you knew Lady Arley - will
you kindly tell me the most correct way of speaking to the peerage?"
Poor Miss Matty! she took off her spectacles and she put them on again - but
how Lady Arley was addressed, she could not remember.
"It is so long ago," she said. "Dear! dear! how stupid I am! I don't think I
ever saw her more than twice. I know we used to call Sir Peter, 'Sir Peter' -
but he came much oftener to see us than Lady Arley did. Deborah would have known
in a minute. 'My lady' - 'your ladyship.' It sounds very strange, and as if it
was not natural. I never thought of it before; but, now you have named it, I am
all in a puzzle."
It was very certain Miss Pole would obtain no wise decision from Miss Matty,
who got more bewildered every moment, and more perplexed as to etiquettes of
address.
"Well, I really think," said Miss Pole, "I had better just go and tell Mrs
Forrester about our little difficulty. One sometimes grows nervous; and yet one
would not have Lady Glenmire think we were quite ignorant of the etiquettes of
high life in Cranford."
"And will you just step in here, dear Miss Pole, as you come back, please,
and tell me what you decide upon? Whatever you and Mrs Forrester fix upon, will
be quite right, I'm sure. 'Lady Arley,' 'Sir Peter,'" said Miss Matty to
herself, trying to recall the old forms of words.
"Who is Lady Glenmire?" asked I.
"Oh, she's the widow of Mr Jamieson - that's Mrs Jamieson's late husband, you
know - widow of his eldest brother. Mrs Jamieson was a Miss Walker, daughter of
Governor Walker. 'Your ladyship.' My dear, if they fix on that way of speaking,
you must just let me practice a little on you first, for I shall feel so foolish
and hot saying it the first time to Lady Glenmire."
It was really a relief to Miss Matty when Mrs Jamieson came on a very
unpolite errand. I notice that apathetic people have more quiet impertinence
than others; and Mrs Jamieson came now to insinuate pretty plainly that she did
not particularly wish that the Cranford ladies should call upon her
sister-in-law. I can hardly say how she made this clear; for I grew very
indignant and warm, while with slow deliberation she was explaining her wishes
to Miss Matty, who, a true lady herself, could hardly understand the feeling
which made Mrs Jamieson wish to appear to her noble sister- in-law as if she
only visited "county" families. Miss Matty remained puzzled and perplexed long
after I had found out the object of Mrs Jamieson's visit.
When she did understand the drift of the honourable lady's call, it was
pretty to see with what quiet dignity she received the intimation thus
uncourteously given. She was not in the least hurt - she was of too gentle a
spirit for that; nor was she exactly conscious of disapproving of Mrs Jamieson's
conduct; but there was something of this feeling in her mind, I am sure, which
made her pass from the subject to others in a less flurried and more composed
manner than usual. Mrs Jamieson was, indeed, the more flurried of the two, and I
could see she was glad to take her leave.
A little while afterwards Miss Pole returned, red and indignant. "Well! to be
sure! You've had Mrs Jamieson here, I find from Martha; and we are not to call
on Lady Glenmire. Yes! I met Mrs Jamieson, half-way between here and Mrs
Forrester's, and she told me; she took me so by surprise, I had nothing to say.
I wish I had thought of something very sharp and sarcastic; I dare say I shall
to-night. And Lady Glenmire is but the widow of a Scotch baron after all! I went
on to look at Mrs Forrester's Peerage, to see who this lady was, that is to be
kept under a glass case: widow of a Scotch peer - never sat in the House of
Lords - and as poor as job, I dare say; and she - fifth daughter of some Mr
Campbell or other. You are the daughter of a rector, at any rate, and related to
the Arleys; and Sir Peter might have been Viscount Arley, every one says."
Miss Matty tried to soothe Miss Pole, but in vain. That lady, usually so kind
and good-humoured, was now in a full flow of anger.
"And I went and ordered a cap this morning, to be quite ready," said she at
last, letting out the secret which gave sting to Mrs Jamieson's intimation. "Mrs
Jamieson shall see if it is so easy to get me to make fourth at a pool when she
has none of her fine Scotch relations with her!"
In coming out of church, the first Sunday on which Lady Glenmire appeared in
Cranford, we sedulously talked together, and turned our backs on Mrs Jamieson
and her guest. If we might not call on her, we would not even look at her,
though we were dying with curiosity to know what she was like. We had the
comfort of questioning Martha in the afternoon. Martha did not belong to a
sphere of society whose observation could be an implied compliment to Lady
Glenmire, and Martha had made good use of her eyes.
"Well, ma'am! is it the little lady with Mrs Jamieson, you mean? I thought
you would like more to know how young Mrs Smith was dressed; her being a bride."
(Mrs Smith was the butcher's wife).
Miss Pole said, "Good gracious me! as if we cared about a Mrs Smith;" but was
silent as Martha resumed her speech.
"The little lady in Mrs Jamieson's pew had on, ma'am, rather an old black
silk, and a shepherd's plaid cloak, ma'am, and very bright black eyes she had,
ma'am, and a pleasant, sharp face; not over young, ma'am, but yet, I should
guess, younger than Mrs Jamieson herself. She looked up and down the church,
like a bird, and nipped up her petticoats, when she came out, as quick and sharp
as ever I see. I'll tell you what, ma'am, she's more like Mrs Deacon, at the
'Coach and Horses,' nor any one."
"Hush, Martha!" said Miss Matty, "that's not respectful."
"Isn't it, ma'am? I beg pardon, I'm sure; but Jem Hearn said so as well. He
said, she was just such a sharp, stirring sort of a body" -
"Lady," said Miss Pole.
"Lady - as Mrs Deacon."
Another Sunday passed away, and we still averted our eyes from Mrs Jamieson
and her guest, and made remarks to ourselves that we thought were very severe -
almost too much so. Miss Matty was evidently uneasy at our sarcastic manner of
speaking.
Perhaps by this time Lady Glenmire had found out that Mrs Jamieson's was not
the gayest, liveliest house in the world; perhaps Mrs Jamieson had found out
that most of the county families were in London, and that those who remained in
the country were not so alive as they might have been to the circumstance of
Lady Glenmire being in their neighbourhood. Great events spring out of small
causes; so I will not pretend to say what induced Mrs Jamieson to alter her
determination of excluding the Cranford ladies, and send notes of invitation all
round for a small party on the following Tuesday. Mr Mulliner himself brought
them round. He WOULD always ignore the fact of there being a back-door to any
house, and gave a louder rat-tat than his mistress, Mrs Jamieson. He had three
little notes, which he carried in a large basket, in order to impress his
mistress with an idea of their great weight, though they might easily have gone
into his waistcoat pocket.
Miss Matty and I quietly decided that we would have a previous engagement at
home: it was the evening on which Miss Matty usually made candle-lighters of all
the notes and letters of the week; for on Mondays her accounts were always made
straight - not a penny owing from the week before; so, by a natural arrangement,
making candle-lighters fell upon a Tuesday evening, and gave us a legitimate
excuse for declining Mrs Jamieson's invitation. But before our answer was
written, in came Miss Pole, with an open note in her hand.
"So!" she said. "Ah! I see you have got your note, too. Better late than
never. I could have told my Lady Glenmire she would be glad enough of our
society before a fortnight was over."
"Yes," said Miss Matty, "we're asked for Tuesday evening. And perhaps you
would just kindly bring your work across and drink tea with us that night. It is
my usual regular time for looking over the last week's bills, and notes, and
letters, and making candle- lighters of them; but that does not seem quite
reason enough for saying I have a previous engagement at home, though I meant to
make it do. Now, if you would come, my conscience would be quite at ease, and
luckily the note is not written yet."
I saw Miss Pole's countenance change while Miss Matty was speaking.
"Don't you mean to go then?" asked she.
"Oh, no!" said, Miss Matty quietly. "You don't either, I suppose?"
"I don't know," replied Miss Pole. "Yes, I think I do," said she, rather
briskly; and on seeing Miss Matty look surprised, she added, "You see, one would
not like Mrs Jamieson to think that anything she could do, or say, was of
consequence enough to give offence; it would be a kind of letting down of
ourselves, that I, for one, should not like. It would be too flattering to Mrs
Jamieson if we allowed her to suppose that what she had said affected us a week,
nay ten days afterwards."
"Well! I suppose it is wrong to be hurt and annoyed so long about anything;
and, perhaps, after all, she did not mean to vex us. But I must say, I could not
have brought myself to say the things Mrs Jamieson did about our not calling. I
really don't think I shall go."
"Oh, come! Miss Matty, you must go; you know our friend Mrs Jamieson is much
more phlegmatic than most people, and does not enter into the little delicacies
of feeling which you possess in so remarkable a degree."
"I thought you possessed them, too, that day Mrs Jamieson called to tell us
not to go," said Miss Matty innocently.
But Miss Pole, in addition to her delicacies of feeling, possessed a very
smart cap, which she was anxious to show to an admiring world; and so she seemed
to forget all her angry words uttered not a fortnight before, and to be ready to
act on what she called the great Christian principle of "Forgive and forget";
and she lectured dear Miss Matty so long on this head that she absolutely ended
by assuring her it was her duty, as a deceased rector's daughter, to buy a new
cap and go to the party at Mrs Jamieson's. So "we were most happy to accept,"
instead of "regretting that we were obliged to decline."
The expenditure on dress in Cranford was principally in that one article
referred to. If the heads were buried in smart new caps, the ladies were like
ostriches, and cared not what became of their bodies. Old gowns, white and
venerable collars, any number of brooches, up and down and everywhere (some with
dogs' eyes painted in them; some that were like small picture-frames with
mausoleums and weeping-willows neatly executed in hair inside; some, again, with
miniatures of ladies and gentlemen sweetly smiling out of a nest of stiff
muslin), old brooches for a permanent ornament, and new caps to suit the fashion
of the day - the ladies of Cranford always dressed with chaste elegance and
propriety, as Miss Barker once prettily expressed it.
And with three new caps, and a greater array of brooches than had ever been
seen together at one time since Cranford was a town, did Mrs Forrester, and Miss
Matty, and Miss Pole appear on that memorable Tuesday evening. I counted seven
brooches myself on Miss Pole's dress. Two were fixed negligently in her cap (one
was a butterfly made of Scotch pebbles, which a vivid imagination might believe
to be the real insect); one fastened her net neckerchief; one her collar; one
ornamented the front of her gown, midway between her throat and waist; and
another adorned the point of her stomacher. Where the seventh was I have
forgotten, but it was somewhere about her, I am sure.
But I am getting on too fast, in describing the dresses of the company. I
should first relate the gathering on the way to Mrs Jamieson's. That lady lived
in a large house just outside the town. A road which had known what it was to be
a street ran right before the house, which opened out upon it without any
intervening garden or court. Whatever the sun was about, he never shone on the
front of that house. To be sure, the living-rooms were at the back, looking on
to a pleasant garden; the front windows only belonged to kitchens and
housekeepers' rooms, and pantries, and in one of them Mr Mulliner was reported
to sit. Indeed, looking askance, we often saw the back of a head covered with
hair powder, which also extended itself over his coat-collar down to his very
waist; and this imposing back was always engaged in reading the ST JAMES'S
CHRONICLE, opened wide, which, in some degree, accounted for the length of time
the said newspaper was in reaching us - equal subscribers with Mrs Jamieson,
though, in right of her honourableness, she always had the reading of it first.
This very Tuesday, the delay in forwarding the last number had been particularly
aggravating; just when both Miss Pole and Miss Matty, the former more
especially, had been wanting to see it, in order to coach up the Court news
ready for the evening's interview with aristocracy. Miss Pole told us she had
absolutely taken time by the forelock, and been dressed by five o'clock, in
order to be ready if the ST JAMES'S CHRONICLE should come in at the last moment
- the very ST JAMES'S CHRONICLE which the powdered head was tranquilly and
composedly reading as we passed the accustomed window this evening.
"The impudence of the man!" said Miss Pole, in a low indignant whisper. "I
should like to ask him whether his mistress pays her quarter-share for his
exclusive use."
We looked at her in admiration of the courage of her thought; for Mr Mulliner
was an object of great awe to all of us. He seemed never to have forgotten his
condescension in coming to live at Cranford. Miss Jenkyns, at times, had stood
forth as the undaunted champion of her sex, and spoken to him on terms of
equality; but even Miss Jenkyns could get no higher. In his pleasantest and most
gracious moods he looked like a sulky cockatoo. He did not speak except in gruff
monosyllables. He would wait in the hall when we begged him not to wait, and
then look deeply offended because we had kept him there, while, with trembling,
hasty hands we prepared ourselves for appearing in company.
Miss Pole ventured on a small joke as we went upstairs, intended, though
addressed to us, to afford Mr Mulliner some slight amusement. We all smiled, in
order to seem as if we felt at our ease, and timidly looked for Mr Mulliner's
sympathy. Not a muscle of that wooden face had relaxed; and we were grave in an
instant.
Mrs Jamieson's drawing-room was cheerful; the evening sun came streaming into
it, and the large square window was clustered round with flowers. The furniture
was white and gold; not the later style, Louis Quatorze, I think they call it,
all shells and twirls; no, Mrs Jamieson's chairs and tables had not a curve or
bend about them. The chair and table legs diminished as they neared the ground,
and were straight and square in all their corners. The chairs were all a-row
against the walls, with the exception of four or five which stood in a circle
round the fire. They were railed with white bars across the back and knobbed
with gold; neither the railings nor the knobs invited to ease. There was a
japanned table devoted to literature, on which lay a Bible, a Peerage, and a
Prayer-Book. There was another square Pembroke table dedicated to the Fine Arts,
on which were a kaleidoscope, conversation-cards, puzzle-cards (tied together to
an interminable length with faded pink satin ribbon), and a box painted in fond
imitation of the drawings which decorate tea-chests. Carlo lay on the worsted-
worked rug, and ungraciously barked at us as we entered. Mrs Jamieson stood up,
giving us each a torpid smile of welcome, and looking helplessly beyond us at Mr
Mulliner, as if she hoped he would place us in chairs, for, if he did not, she
never could. I suppose he thought we could find our way to the circle round the
fire, which reminded me of Stonehenge, I don't know why. Lady Glenmire came to
the rescue of our hostess, and, somehow or other, we found ourselves for the
first time placed agreeably, and not formally, in Mrs Jamieson's house. Lady
Glenmire, now we had time to look at her, proved to be a bright little woman of
middle age, who had been very pretty in the days of her youth, and who was even
yet very pleasant-looking. I saw Miss Pole appraising her dress in the first
five minutes, and I take her word when she said the next day -
"My dear! ten pounds would have purchased every stitch she had on - lace and
all."
It was pleasant to suspect that a peeress could be poor, and partly
reconciled us to the fact that her husband had never sat in the House of Lords;
which, when we first heard of it, seemed a kind of swindling us out of our
prospects on false pretences; a sort of "A Lord and No Lord" business.
We were all very silent at first. We were thinking what we could talk about,
that should be high enough to interest My Lady. There had been a rise in the
price of sugar, which, as preserving-time was near, was a piece of intelligence
to all our house-keeping hearts, and would have been the natural topic if Lady
Glenmire had not been by. But we were not sure if the peerage ate preserves -
much less knew how they were made. At last, Miss Pole, who had always a great
deal of courage and SAVOIR FAIRE, spoke to Lady Glenmire, who on her part had
seemed just as much puzzled to know how to break the silence as we were.
"Has your ladyship been to Court lately?" asked she; and then gave a little
glance round at us, half timid and half triumphant, as much as to say, "See how
judiciously I have chosen a subject befitting the rank of the stranger."
"I never was there in my life," said Lady Glenmire, with a broad Scotch
accent, but in a very sweet voice. And then, as if she had been too abrupt, she
added: "We very seldom went to London - only twice, in fact, during all my
married life; and before I was married my father had far too large a family"
(fifth daughter of Mr Campbell was in all our minds, I am sure) "to take us
often from our home, even to Edinburgh. Ye'll have been in Edinburgh, maybe?"
said she, suddenly brightening up with the hope of a common interest. We had
none of us been there; but Miss Pole had an uncle who once had passed a night
there, which was very pleasant.
Mrs Jamieson, meanwhile, was absorbed in wonder why Mr Mulliner did not bring
the tea; and at length the wonder oozed out of her mouth.
"I had better ring the bell, my dear, had not I?" said Lady Glenmire briskly.
"No - I think not - Mulliner does not like to be hurried."
We should have liked our tea, for we dined at an earlier hour than Mrs
Jamieson. I suspect Mr Mulliner had to finish the ST JAMES'S CHRONICLE before he
chose to trouble himself about tea. His mistress fidgeted and fidgeted, and kept
saying, I can't think why Mulliner does not bring tea. I can't think what he can
be about." And Lady Glenmire at last grew quite impatient, but it was a pretty
kind of impatience after all; and she rang the bell rather sharply, on receiving
a half-permission from her sister-in-law to do so. Mr Mulliner appeared in
dignified surprise. "Oh!" said Mrs Jamieson, "Lady Glenmire rang the bell; I
believe it was for tea."
In a few minutes tea was brought. Very delicate was the china, very old the
plate, very thin the bread and butter, and very small the lumps of sugar. Sugar
was evidently Mrs Jamieson's favourite economy. I question if the little
filigree sugar-tongs, made something like scissors, could have opened themselves
wide enough to take up an honest, vulgar good-sized piece; and when I tried to
seize two little minnikin pieces at once, so as not to be detected in too many
returns to the sugar-basin, they absolutely dropped one, with a little sharp
clatter, quite in a malicious and unnatural manner. But before this happened we
had had a slight disappointment. In the little silver jug was cream, in the
larger one was milk. As soon as Mr Mulliner came in, Carlo began to beg, which
was a thing our manners forebade us to do, though I am sure we were just as
hungry; and Mrs Jamieson said she was certain we would excuse her if she gave
her poor dumb Carlo his tea first. She accordingly mixed a saucerful for him,
and put it down for him to lap; and then she told us how intelligent and
sensible the dear little fellow was; he knew cream quite well, and constantly
refused tea with only milk in it: so the milk was left for us; but we silently
thought we were quite as intelligent and sensible as Carlo, and felt as if
insult were added to injury when we were called upon to admire the gratitude
evinced by his wagging his tail for the cream which should have been ours.
After tea we thawed down into common-life subjects. We were thankful to Lady
Glenmire for having proposed some more bread and butter, and this mutual want
made us better acquainted with her than we should ever have been with talking
about the Court, though Miss Pole did say she had hoped to know how the dear
Queen was from some one who had seen her.
The friendship begun over bread and butter extended on to cards. Lady
Glenmire played Preference to admiration, and was a complete authority as to
Ombre and Quadrille. Even Miss Pole quite forgot to say "my lady," and "your
ladyship," and said "Basto! ma'am"; "you have Spadille, I believe," just as
quietly as if we had never held the great Cranford Parliament on the subject of
the proper mode of addressing a peeress.
As a proof of how thoroughly we had forgotten that we were in the presence of
one who might have sat down to tea with a coronet, instead of a cap, on her
head, Mrs Forrester related a curious little fact to Lady Glenmire - an anecdote
known to the circle of her intimate friends, but of which even Mrs Jamieson was
not aware. It related to some fine old lace, the sole relic of better days,
which Lady Glenmire was admiring on Mrs Forrester's collar.
"Yes," said that lady, "such lace cannot be got now for either love or money;
made by the nuns abroad, they tell me. They say that they can't make it now even
there. But perhaps they can, now they've passed the Catholic Emancipation Bill.
I should not wonder. But, in the meantime, I treasure up my lace very much. I
daren't even trust the washing of it to my maid" (the little charity school-girl
I have named before, but who sounded well as "my maid"). "I always wash it
myself. And once it had a narrow escape. Of course, your ladyship knows that
such lace must never be starched or ironed. Some people wash it in sugar and
water, and some in coffee, to make it the right yellow colour; but I myself have
a very good receipt for washing it in milk, which stiffens it enough, and gives
it a very good creamy colour. Well, ma'am, I had tacked it together (and the
beauty of this fine lace is that, when it is wet, it goes into a very little
space), and put it to soak in milk, when, unfortunately, I left the room; on my
return, I found pussy on the table, looking very like a thief, but gulping very
uncomfortably, as if she was half-chocked with something she wanted to swallow
and could not. And, would you believe it? At first I pitied her, and said 'Poor
pussy! poor pussy!' till, all at once, I looked and saw the cup of milk empty -
cleaned out! 'You naughty cat!' said I, and I believe I was provoked enough to
give her a slap, which did no good, but only helped the lace down - just as one
slaps a choking child on the back. I could have cried, I was so vexed; but I
determined I would not give the lace up without a struggle for it. I hoped the
lace might disagree with her, at any rate; but it would have been too much for
Job, if he had seen, as I did, that cat come in, quite placid and purring, not a
quarter of an hour after, and almost expecting to be stroked. 'No, pussy!' said
I, 'if you have any conscience you ought not to expect that!' And then a thought
struck me; and I rang the bell for my maid, and sent her to Mr Hoggins, with my
compliments, and would he be kind enough to lend me one of his top-boots for an
hour? I did not think there was anything odd in the message; but Jenny said the
young men in the surgery laughed as if they would be ill at my wanting a
top-boot. When it came, Jenny and I put pussy in, with her forefeet straight
down, so that they were fastened, and could not scratch, and we gave her a
teaspoonful of current-jelly in which (your ladyship must excuse me) I had mixed
some tartar emetic. I shall never forget how anxious I was for the next half-
hour. I took pussy to my own room, and spread a clean towel on the floor. I
could have kissed her when she returned the lace to sight, very much as it had
gone down. Jenny had boiling water ready, and we soaked it and soaked it, and
spread it on a lavender- bush in the sun before I could touch it again, even to
put it in milk. But now your ladyship would never guess that it had been in
pussy's inside."
We found out, in the course of the evening, that Lady Glenmire was going to
pay Mrs Jamieson a long visit, as she had given up her apartments in Edinburgh,
and had no ties to take her back there in a hurry. On the whole, we were rather
glad to hear this, for she had made a pleasant impression upon us; and it was
also very comfortable to find, from things which dropped out in the course of
conversation, that, in addition to many other genteel qualities, she was far
removed from the "vulgarity of wealth."
"Don't you find it very unpleasant walking?" asked Mrs Jamieson, as our
respective servants were announced. It was a pretty regular question from Mrs
Jamieson, who had her own carriage in the coach- house, and always went out in a
sedan-chair to the very shortest distances. The answers were nearly as much a
matter of course.
"Oh dear, no! it is so pleasant and still at night!" "Such a refreshment
after the excitement of a party!" "The stars are so beautiful!" This last was
from Miss Matty.
"Are you fond of astronomy?" Lady Glenmire asked.
"Not very," replied Miss Matty, rather confused at the moment to remember
which was astronomy and which was astrology - but the answer was true under
either circumstance, for she read, and was slightly alarmed at Francis Moore's
astrological predictions; and, as to astronomy, in a private and confidential
conversation, she had told me she never could believe that the earth was moving
constantly, and that she would not believe it if she could, it made
her feel so tired and dizzy whenever she thought about it.
In our pattens we picked our way home with extra care that night, so refined
and delicate were our perceptions after drinking tea with "my lady."
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