I
"It's so very kind of you to have asked me to take tea with
you," said Miss Marple to Emma Crackenthorpe.
Miss Marple was looking particularly woolly and fluffy - a
picture of a sweet old lady. She beamed as she looked round her - at Harold
Crackenthorpe in his well-cut dark suit, at Alfred handing her sandwiches with a
charming smile, at Cedric standing by the mantelpiece in a ragged tweed jacket
scowling at the rest of his family.
"We are very pleased that you could come," said Emma
politely.
There was no hint of scene which had taken place after lunch
that day when Emma had exclaimed: "Dear me, I quite forgot. I told Miss
Eyelesbarrow that she could bring her old aunt to tea today."
"Put her off," said Harold brusquely. "We've still got a lot
to talk about. We don't want strangers here."
"Let her have tea in the kitchen or somewhere with the girl,"
said Alfred.
"Oh, no, I couldn't do that," said Emma firmly. "That would
be very rude."
"Oh, let her come," said Cedric. "We can draw her out a
little about the wonderful Lucy. I should like to know more about that girl, I
must say. I'm not sure that I trust her. Too smart by half."
"She's very well connected and quite genuine," said Harold.
"I've made it my business to find out. One wanted to be sure. Poking about and
finding the body the way she did."
"If we only knew who this damned woman was," said Alfred.
Harold added angrily:
"I must say, Emma, that I think you were out of your senses,
going and suggesting to the police that the dead woman might be Edmund's French
girl friend. It will make them convinced that she came here, and that probably
one or other of us killed her."
"Oh, no, Harold. Don't exaggerate."
"Harold's quite right," said Alfred. "Whatever possessed you,
I don't know. I've a feeling I'm being followed everywhere I go by plain-clothed
men."
"I told her not to do it," said Cedric. "Then Quimper backed
her up."
"It's no business of his," said Harold angrily. "Let him
stich to pills and powders and National Health."
"Oh, do stop quarrelling," said Emma wearily. "I'm really
glad this old Miss Whatshername is coming to tea. It will do us all good to have
a stranger here and be prevented from going over and over the same things again
and again. I must go and tidy myself up a little."
She left the room.
"This Lucy Eyelesbarrow," said Harold, and stopped. "As
Cedric says, it is odd that she should nose about in the barn and go opening up
a sarcophagus – really a Herculean task. Perhaps we ought to take steps. Her
attitude, I thought, was rather antagonistic at lunch –"
"Leave her to me," said Alfred. "I'll soon find out if she's
up to anything."
"I mean, why open up that sarcophagus?"
"Perhaps, she isn't really Lucy Eyelesbarrow at all,"
suggested Cedric.
"But what would be the point –?" Harold looked thoroughly
upset. "Oh, damn!"
They looked at each other with worried faces.
"And here's this pestilential old woman coming to tea. Just
when we want to think.
We'll talk things over this evening," said Alfred. "In the
meantime, we'll pump the old aunt about Lucy."
So Miss Marple had duly been fetched by Lucy and installed by
the fire and she was now smiling up at Alfred as he handed her sandwiches with
the approval she always showed towards a good-looking man.
"Thank you so much…. May I ask…? Oh, egg and sardine, yes,
that will be very nice. I'm afraid I'm always rather greedy over my tea. As one
gets on, you know… And, of course, at night only a very light meal…. I have to
be careful. She turned to her hostess once more. What a beautiful house you
have. And so many beautiful things in it. Those bronzes, now, they remind me of
some my father bought – at the Paris Exhibition. Really, your grandfather did?
In the classical style, aren't they? Very handsome. How delightful for you
having your brothers with you? So often families are scattered – India, though I
suppose that is all done with now – and Africa - the west coast, such a bad
climate."
"Two of my brothers live in London."
"That is very nice for you."
"But my brother Cedric is a painter and lives in Iviza, one
of the Balearic Islands."
"Painters are so fond of islands, are they not?" said Miss
Marple. "Chopin – that was Majorca, was it not? But he was a musician. It is
Gauguin I am thinking of. A sad life - misspent, one feels. I myself never
really care for paintings of native women - and although I know he is very much
admired - I have never cared for that lurid mustard colour. One really feels
quite bilious looking at his pictures."
She eyed Cedric with a slightly disapproving air.
"Tell us about Lucy as a child, Miss Marple," said Cedric.
She smiled up at him delightedly.
"Lucy was always so clever," she said. "Yes, you were, dear –
now don't interrupt. Quite remarkable at arithmetic. Why, I remember when the
butcher overcharged me for topside of beef…"
Miss Marple launched full steam ahead into reminiscences of
Lucy's childhood and from there to experiences of her own in village life.
The stream of reminiscence was interrupted by the entry of
Bryan and the boys rather wet and dirty as a result of an enthusiastic search
for clues. Tea was brought in and with it came Dr. Quimper who raised his
eyebrows slightly as he looked round after acknowledging his introduction to the
old lady.
"Hope your father's not under the weather, Emma?"
"Oh, no - that is, he was just a little tired this afternoon
–"
"Avoiding visitors, I expected," said Miss Marple with a
roguish smile. "How well I remember my own dear father. 『Got a lot of old
pussies coming?' he would say to my mother. 『Send my tea into the study.' Very
naughty about it, he was."
"Please don't think –」 began Emma, but Cedric cut in.
"It's always tea in the study when his dear sons come down.
Psychologically to be expected, eh, Doctor?"
Dr. Quimper, who was devouring sandwiches and coffeecake with
the frank appreciation of a man who has usually too little time to spend on his
meals, said:
"Psychology's all right if it's left to the psychologists.
Trouble is, everyone is an amateur psychologist nowadays. My patients tell me
exactly what complexes and neuroses they're suffering from, without giving me a
chance to tell them. Thanks, Emma. I will have another cup. No time for lunch
today."
"A doctor's life, I always think, is so noble and
self-sacrificing," said Miss Marple.
"You can't know many doctors," said Dr. Quimper. "Leeches
they used to be called, and leeches they often are! At any rate, we do get paid
nowadays, the State sees to that. No sending in of bills that you know won't
ever be met. Trouble is that all one's patients are determined to get everything
they can 『out of the Government,' and as a result, if little Jenny coughs twice
in the night, or little Tommy eats a couple of green apples, out the poor doctor
has to come in the middle of the night. Oh, well! Glorious cake, Emma. What a
cook you are!"
"Not mine. Miss Eyelesbarrow』s."
"You make 'em just as good," said Quimper loyally.
"Will you come and see father?"
She rose and the doctor followed her. Miss Marple watched
them leave the room.
Miss Crackenthorpe is a very devoted daughter, I see, she
said.
"Can't imagine how she sticks the old man, myself," said the
outspoken Cedric.
"She has a very comfortable home here, and father is very
much attached to her," said Harold quickly.
"Em's all right," said Cedric. "Born to be an old maid."
There was a faint twinkle in Miss Marple's eye as she said:
"Oh, do you think so?"
Harold said quickly:
"My brother didn't use the term old maid in any derogatory
sense, Miss Marple."
"Oh, I wasn't offended," said Miss Marple. "I just wondered
if he was right. I shouldn't say myself that Miss Crackenthorpe would be an old
maid. She's the type, I think, that's quite likely to marry late in life – and
make a success of it."
"Not very likely living here," said Cedric. "Never sees
anybody she could marry."
Miss Marple's twinkle became more pronounced than ever.
"There are always clergymen – and doctors."
Her eyes, gentle and mischievous, went from one to another.
It was clear that she suggested to them something that they
had never thought of and which they did not find overpleasing.
Miss Marple rose to her feet, dropping as she did so, several
little woolly scarves and her bag.
The three brothers were most attentive picking things up.
"So kind of you," fluted Miss Marple. "Oh, yes, and my little
blue muffler. Yes – as I say - so kind to ask me here. I've been picturing, you
know, just what your home was like – so that I can visualise dear Lucy working
here."
"Perfect home conditions – with murder thrown in," said
Cedric.
"Cedric!" Harold's voice was angry.
Miss Marple smiled up at Cedric.
"Do you know who you remind me of? Young Thomas Eade, our
bank manager's son. Always out to shock people. It didn't do in banking circles,
of course, so he went to the West Indies…. He came home when his father died and
inherited quite a lot of money. So nice for him. He was always better at
spending money than making it."
II
Lucy took Miss Marple home. On her way back a figure stepped
out of darkness and stood in the glare of the headlights just as she was about
to turn into the back lane. He held up his hand and Lucy recognised Alfred
Crackenthorpe.
"That's better," he observed, as he got in. "Brrr, it's cold!
I fancied I'd like a nice bracing walk. I didn't. Taken the old lady home all
right?"
"Yes. She enjoyed herself very much."
"One could see that. Funny what a taste old ladies have for
any kind of society, however dull. And, really, nothing could be duller than
Rutherford Hall. Two days here is about as much as I can stand. How do you
manage to stick it out, Lucy? Don't mind if I call you Lucy, do you?"
"Not at all. I don't find it dull. Of course with me it's not
a permanency."
"I've been watching you - you're a smart girl, Lucy. Too
smart to waste yourself cooking and cleaning."
"Thank you, but I prefer cooking and cleaning to the office
desk."
"So would I. But there are other ways of living. You could be
a freelance."
"I am."
"Not this way. I mean, working for yourself, pitting your
wits against –"
"Against what?"
"The powers that be! All the silly pettifogging rules and
regulations that hamper us all nowadays. The interesting thing is there's always
a way round them if you're smart enough to find it. And you're smart. Come now,
does the idea appeal to you?"
"Possibly."
Lucy manoeuvred the car into the stableyard.
"Not going to commit yourself?"
"I'd have to hear more."
"Frankly, my dear girl, I could use you. You've got the sort
of manner that's invaluable – creates confidence."
"Do you want me to help you sell gold bricks?"
"Nothing so risky. Just a little by-passing of the law - no
more." His hand slipped up her arm. "You're damned attractive girl, Lucy. I'd
like you as a partner."
"I'm flattered."
"Meaning nothing doing? Think about it. Think of the fun, the
pleasure you'd get out of outwitting all the sobersides. The trouble is, one
needs capital."
"I'm afraid I haven't got any."
"Oh, it wasn't a touch! I'll be laying my hands on some
before long. My revered Papa can't live forever, mean old brute. When he pops
off, I lay my hands on some real money. What about it, Lucy?"
"What are the terms?"
"Marriage if you fancy it. Women seem to, no matter how
advanced and self-supporting they are. Besides, married women can't be made to
give evidence against their husbands."
"Not so flattering!"
"Come off it, Lucy. Don't you realise I've fallen for you?"
Rather to her surprise Lucy was aware of a queer fascination.
There was a quality of charm about Alfred, perhaps due to sheer animal
magnetism. She laughed and slipped from his encircling arm.
"This is not time for dalliance. there's dinner to think
about."
"So there is, Lucy, and you're a lovely cook. What's for
dinner."
"Wait and see! You're as bad as the boys!"
They entered the house and Lucy hurried to the kitchen. She
was rather surprised to be interrupted in her preparations by Harold
Crackenthorpe.
"Miss Eyelesbarrow, can I speak to you about something?"
"Would later do, Mr. Crackenthorpe? I'm rather behind hand."
"Certainly. Certainly. After dinner?"
"Yes, that will do."
Dinner was duly served and appreciated. Lucy finished washing
up and came out into the hall to find Harold Crackenthorpe waiting for her.
"Yes, Mr. Crackenthorpe?"
"Shall we come in here?" He opened the door of the
drawing-room and led the way. He shut the door behind her.
"I shall be leaving early in the morning," he explained, "but
I want to tell you how struck I have been by your ability."
"Thank you," said Lucy, feeling a little surprised.
"I feel that your talents are wasted here – definitely
wasted."
"Do you? I don't."
At any rate, he can't ask me to marry him, thought Lucy. He's
got a wife already.
"I suggest that having very kindly seen us through this
lamentable crisis, you call upon me in London. If you will ring up and make an
appointment, I will leave instructions with my secretary. The truth is that we
could use someone of your outstanding ability in the firm. We could discuss
fully in what field your talents would be most ably employed. I can offer you,
Miss Eyelesbarrow, a very good salary indeed, with brilliant prospects. I think
you will be agreeably surprised."
His smile was magnanimous.
Lucy said demurely:
"Thank you, Mr. Crackenthorpe, I'll think about it."
"Don't wait too long. These opportunities should not be
missed by a young woman anxious to make her way in the world."
Again his teeth flashed.
"Good night, Miss Eyelesbarrow, sleep well."
"Well," said Lucy to herself, "well… this is all very
interesting…."
On her way up to bed, Lucy encountered Cedric on the stairs.
"Look here, Lucy, there's something I want to say to you."
"Do you want me to marry you and come to Iviza and look after
you?"
Cedric looked very much taken aback, and slightly alarmed.
"I never thought of such a thing."
"Sorry. My mistake."
"I just wanted to know if you've a timetable in the house?"
"Is that all? There's one on the hall table."
"You know," said Cedric, reprovingly, "you shouldn't go about
thinking everyone wants to marry you. You're quite a good-looking girl but not
as good-looking as all that. There's a name for that sort of thing - it grows on
you and you get worse. Actually, you're the last girl in the world I should care
to marry. The last girl."
"Indeed?" said Lucy. "You needn't rub it in. perhaps you』d
prefer me as a stepmother."
"What's that?" Cedric stared at her stupefied.
"You heard me," said Lucy, and went into her room and shut
the door.
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