I
"I simply can't make you out, said Cedric Crackenthorpe."
He eased himself down on the decaying wall of a long derelict
pigsty and stared at Lucy Eyelesbarrow.
"What can't you make out?"
"What you're doing here."
"I'm earning my living."
"As a skivvy?" He spoke disparagingly.
"You're out of date," said Lucy. "Skivvy, indeed! I'm a
Household Help, a Professional Domestician, or an Answer to Prayer, mainly the
latter."
"You can't like all the things you have to do - cooking and
making beds and whirring about with a hoopla or whatever you call it, and
sinking your arms up to the elbows in greasy water."
Lucy laughed.
"Not the details, perhaps, but cooking satisfies my creative
instincts, and there's something in me that really revels in clearing up mess."
"I live in a permanent mess," said Cedric. "I like it," he
added defiantly.
"You look as though you did."
"My cottage in Iviza is run on simple straightforward lines.
Three plates, two cups and saucers, a bed, a table and a couple of chairs.
There's dust everywhere and smears of paint and chips of stone - I sculpt as
well as paint – and nobody's allowed to touch a thing. I won't have a woman near
the place."
"Not in any capacity?"
"Just what do you mean by that?"
"I was assuming that a man of such artistic tastes presumably
had some kind of love life."
"My love life, as you call it, is my own business," said
Cedric with dignity. "What I won't have is woman in her tidying-up interfering
bossing capacity!"
"How I'd love to have a go at your cottage," said Lucy. "It
would be a challenge!"
"You won't get the opportunity."
"I suppose not."
Some bricks fell out of the pigsty. Cedric turned his head
and looked into its nettle-ridden depths.
"Dear old Madge," he said. "I remember her well. A sow of
most endearing disposition and a prolific mother. Seventeen in the last litter,
I remember. We used to come here on fine afternoon and scratch Madge's back with
a stick. She loved it."
"Why has this whole place been allowed to get into the state
it's in? It can't only be the war?"
"You'd like to tidy this up, too, I suppose? What an
interfering female you are. I quite see now why you would be the person to
discover a body! You couldn't even leave a Greco-Roman sarcophagus alone." He
paused and then went on. "No, it's not only the war. It's my father. What do you
think of him, by the way?"
"I haven't had much time for thinking."
"Don't evade the issue. He's as mean as hell, and in my
opinion a bit crazy as well. Of course he hates all of us - except perhaps Emma.
That's because of my grandfather's will."
Lucy looked inquiring.
"My grandfather was the man who mada-da-monitch. With the
Crunchies and the Cracker Jacks and the Cosy Crisps. All the afternoon tea
delicacies, and then, being far-sighted, he switched on very early to Cheesies
and Canapes so that now we cash in on cocktail parties in big way. Well, the
time came when father intimated that he had a soul above Crunchies. He travelled
in Italy and the Balkans and Greece and dabbled in art. My grandfather was
peeved. He decided my father was no man of business and a rather poor judge of
art (quite right in both cases), so left all his money in trust for his
grandchildren. Father had the income for life, but he couldn't touch the
capital. Do you know what he did? He stopped spending money. He came here and
began to save. I'd say that by now he's accumulated nearly as big a fortune as
my grandfather left. And in the meantime all of us, Harold, myself, Alfred and
Emma haven't got a penny of grandfather's money. I'm a stony-broke painter.
Harold went into business and is now a prominent man in the City - he's the one
with the money-making touch, though I've heard rumours that he's in Queer Street
lately. Alfred - well, Alfred is usually known in the privacy of the family as
Flash Alf –"
"Why?"
"What a lot of things you want to know! The answer is that
Alf is the black sheep of the family. He's not actually been to prison yet, but
he's been very near it. He was in the Ministry of Supply during the war, but
left it rather abruptly under questionable circumstances. And after that there
were some dubious deals in tinned fruits – and trouble over eggs. Nothing in a
big way – just a few doubtful deals on the side."
"Isn't it rather unwise to tell strangers all these things?"
"Why? Are you a police spy?"
"I might be."
"I don't think so. You were here slaving away before the
police began to take an interest in us. I should say –"
He broke off as his sister Emma came through the door of the
kitchen garden.
"Hallo, Em? You're looking very perturbed about something?"
"I am. I want to talk to you, Cedric."
"I must get back to the house," said Lucy, tactfully.
"Don't go," said Cedric. "Murder had made you practically one
of the family."
"I've got a lot to do," said Lucy. "I only came out to get
some parsley."
She beat a rapid retreat to the kitchen garden. Cedric's eyes
followed her.
"Good-looking girl," he said. "Who is she really?"
"Oh, she's quite well known," said Emma. "She's made a
speciality of this kind of thing. But never mind Lucy Eyelesbarrow, Cedric, I'm
terribly worried. Apparently the police think that the dead woman was a
foreigner, perhaps French. Cedric, you don't think that she could possibly be -
Martine?"
II
For a moment or two Cedric stared at her as though
uncomprehending.
"Martine? But who on earth – oh, you mean Martine?"
"Yes. Do you think –"
"Why on earth should it be Martine?"
"Well, her sending that telegram was odd when you come to
think of it. It must have been roughly about the same time…. Do you think that
she may, after all, have come down here and –"
"Nonsense. Why should Martine come down here and find her way
into the Long Barn? What for? It seems wildly unlikely to me."
"You don't think, perhaps, that I ought to tell Inspector
Bacon - or the other one?"
"Tell him what?"
"Well - about Martine. About her letter."
"Now don't you go complicating things, sis, by bringing up a
lot of irrelevant stuff that has nothing to do with all this. I was never very
convinced about that letter from Martine, anyway."
"I was."
"You've always been good at believing impossible things
before breakfast, old girl. My advice to you is, sit tight, and keep your mouth
shut. It's up to the police to identify their precious corpse. And I bet Harold
would say the same."
"Oh, I know Harold would. And Alfred, also. But I'm worried,
Cedric, I really am worried. I don't know what I ought to do."
"Nothing," said Cedric promptly. "You keep your mouth shut,
Emma. Never go half-way to meet trouble, that's my motto."
Emma Crackenthorpe sighed. She went slowly back to the house
uneasy in her mind.
As she came into the drive, Doctor Quimper emerged from the
house and opened the door of his battered Austin car. He paused when he saw her,
then leaving the car he came towards her.
"Well, Emma," he said. "Your father's in splendid shape.
Murder suits him. It's given him an interest in life. I must recommend it for
more of my patients."
Emma smiled mechanically. Dr. Quimper was always quick to
notice reactions.
"Anything particular the matter?" he asked.
Emma looked up at him. She had come to rely a lot on the
kindness and sympathy of the doctor. He had become a friend on whom to lean, not
only a medical attendant. His calculated brusqueness did not deceive her – she
knew the kindness that lay behind it.
"I am worried, yes," she admitted.
"Care to tell me? Don't if you don't want to."
"I'd like to tell you. Some of it you know already. The point
is I don't know what to do."
"I should say your judgment was usually most reliable. What's
the trouble?"
"You remember - or perhaps you don't - what I once told you
about my brother - the one who was killed in the war?"
"You mean about his having married – or wanting to marry - a
French girl? Something of that kind?"
"Yes. Almost immediately after I got that letter, he was
killed. We never heard anything of or about the girl. All we knew, actually, was
her Christian name. We always expected her to write or to turn up, but she
didn't. We never heard anything - until about a month ago, just before
Christmas."
"I remember. You got a letter, didn't you?"
"Yes. Saying she was in England and would like to come and
see us. It was all arranged and then, at the last minute, she sent a wire that
she had to return unexpectedly to France."
"Well?"
"The police think that this woman who was killed – was
French."
"They do, do they? She looked more of an English type to me,
but one can't really judge. What's worrying you then, is that just possibly the
dead woman might be your brother's girl?"
"Yes."
"I think it's most unlikely," said Dr. Quimper, adding: 「But
all the same, I understand what you feel."
"I'm wondering if I ought not to tell the police about -
about it all. Cedric and the others say it's quite unnecessary. What do you
think?"
"Hm." Dr. Quimper pursed up his lips. He was silent for a
moment or two, deep in thought. Then he said, almost unwillingly, "It's much
simpler, of course, if you say nothing. I can understand what your brothers feel
about it. All the same –"
"Yes?"
Quimper looked at her. His eyes had an affectionate twinkle
in them.
"I'd go ahead and tell 'em," he said. "You'll go on worrying
if you don't. I know you."
Emma flushed a little.
"Perhaps I'm foolish."
"You do what you want to do, my dear – and let the rest of
the family go hang! I'd back your judgment against the lot of them any day."
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