越策越開心 第55章 爆強Chiglish!
    初中時,老師叫翻譯Whoisthisman?

    波羅翻譯:這是誰的男人?

    全班大笑,老師無語。

    Wetwowhoandwho!

    咱倆誰跟誰啊!

    Howareyou?howoldareyou?

    怎麼是你,怎麼老是你?

    Youdon』tbirdme,Idon』tbirdyou.

    你不鳥我,我也不鳥你。

    YouhaveseedIwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee,brothers!togetherup!

    你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!

    Yougivemestop!!

    你給我站住!

    Watchsister

    表妹

    Dragonborndragon,chickenbornchicken,mousesoncanmakehole!!

    龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞!

    Onecarcomeonecargo,twocarpengpeng,peopledie

    車禍現場描述

    波羅:Iamsorry!

    老外:Iamsorrytoo!

    波羅:Iamsorrythree!

    老外:Whatareyousorryfor?

    波羅:Iamsorryfive!

    Ifyouwantmoney,Ihaveno;

    ifyouwantlife,Ihaveone!

    要錢沒有,要命一條!

    IcallLioldbig.toyear25.

    我叫李老大,今年25。

    Youhavetwodownson.

    你有兩下子。

    Asfarasyougotodie!

    有多遠,死多遠!!

    Igiveyoufaceyoudon』twantface,youloseyouface,Iturnmyface!

    給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉~

    英俊:Giveyousomecolourstoseesee!(給你點顏色看看!)

    馬可:Youtrytrysee!(你試試看!)

    僱主Howmuchdoyouwantamonth?

    保姆:800yuan,eatyou,sleepyou.

    800塊,吃你的,住你的。

    30yearsrivereast30yearsriverwest

    三十年河東三十年河西

    Helloeverybody!ifyouhavesomethingtosay,thensay!Ifyouhavenothingtosay,gohome!!

    有事起奏,無事退朝

    youmeyoume

    彼此彼此

    AmericanChinesenotenough

    美中不足

    heartflowerangryopen

    心花怒放

    gopastnomistakepast

    走過路過,不要錯過

    knowisknownoknowisnoknow

    知之為知之,不知為不知

    Peoplemountainandpeoplesea

    人山人海

    sevenupeightdown

    七上八下

    nothreenofour

    不三不四
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